Ask me anything

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:53 am

As you all know, I just started posting here... and I figure a good way to get to know everyone, and have everyone get to know me, is to jump into this full-throttle and let 'er rip.

So ask me any question you wish, and I will answer it.

Disclaimers:

-Just because I answer a question, doesn't mean the answer will be right.

-I reserve the right to dodge certain quesOH HEY what's that right behind you is it a cricket commando MADE YOU LOOK

-This space reserved for what I'm sure will be a third disclaimer when the need arises

So ask away! I can't wait to see what you come up with.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:03 am

do you think Canadians are funnier than Americans :sneaky: :sneaky:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:05 am

do you like bagels?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:09 am

Why do Canadians hate Texans?

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:10 am

jimbo;483822 wrote: do you think Canadians are funnier than Americans :sneaky: :sneaky:

No. But my mom once told me about a legendary fair-haired Canadian eccentric who could knit sweaters, grind wheat and drink lemonade at the same time. He made me a delicious lemon-flavoured hat. True story!

Next.

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:18 am

sunny104;483825 wrote: do you like bagels?

I'm glad you asked this very poignant and pertinent question!

I love bagels! Especially the Bagels in the attached pic!

But I think the question on everyone's lips is... do you like cinnamon rolls! Because I sure do. It's how I roll, homes.

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YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:21 am

bagels;483832 wrote: I'm glad you asked this very poignant and pertinent question!

I love bagels! Especially the Bagels in the attached pic!

But I think the question on everyone's lips is... do you like cinnamon rolls! Because I sure do. It's how I roll, homes.
How many homes have you rolled?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:35 am

bagels;483832 wrote: I'm glad you asked this very poignant and pertinent question!

I love bagels! Especially the Bagels in the attached pic!

But I think the question on everyone's lips is... do you like cinnamon rolls! Because I sure do. It's how I roll, homes.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :-4

What a cutie!!!! :-4

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:38 am

Do you think Stephen Harper was elected solely because of disapproval of the Liberals or do you think he would have won anyway?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:08 pm

Favourite breakfast food?

Porridge - should it be made with water or milk, sugar or salt?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:12 pm

Which do you find more exciting, a roll in the hay, or a kiss in the dark?

Also, if there life on mars? I think I might try and put a bet on this with the bookies as the odds that there is have just shot up.

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:10 pm

YZGI;483827 wrote: Why do Canadians hate Texans?
I'm guessing it has to do with the fact you guys like to wear hats made of innocent slaughtered bananas even on banana memorial day :

Nah, I love Texans. I like to pretend they're all exactly like Hank Hill <3<3

caesar777 · Post by **caesar777** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:13 pm

What is the meaning of life?

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:15 pm

YZGI;483835 wrote: How many homes have you rolled?
Well, if I don't count the one I slipped past internet security yesterday and the ~45 or so I did in my sleep (cheated on those

), I would have to say about 354.2Â¬ degrees of latitude on the Richter scale, or what you would call "a fine how-do-you-do" in metric.

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:18 pm

sunny104;483842 wrote: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :-4

What a cutie!!!!
This is not a question. Disqualified, please take your consolation peanuts and move to the back of the line.

Just kidding

:) Thanks! I think I just might like him too :-4

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:27 pm

koan;483845 wrote: Do you think Stephen Harper was elected solely because of disapproval of the Liberals or do you think he would have won anyway?
I believe he was elected because 90% of Canadians are still too shy to vote for the party they really belong in - the Marijuana party!

But seriously, I think it was more the former than the latter. And although I'm very liberal myself and will always disagree with him on the fundamental issues, I'm actually kind of impressed with the job he's done so far. A politician that actually follows through on his promises? Get out of town (and into Canadia).

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:29 pm

ArnoldLayne;483883 wrote: Tea. Milk in first or last ?
Croutons! Steeped in wood shavings! Mmmmm!

Actually, no milk. Herbal or green tea, sweetener in first.

What about you?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:38 pm

bagels;485398 wrote: This is not a question. Disqualified, please take your consolation peanuts and move to the back of the line.

Just kidding Thanks! I think I just might like him too :-4

Can I have him?? :-4

I think he'd like Texas...even though we wear banana hats...or whatever it was that you said we do with bananas....:wah:

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:40 pm

Imladris;483892 wrote: Favourite breakfast food?

Porridge - should it be made with water or milk, sugar or salt?
Two questions per post?! WELL I NEVER! Internet crash imminent! Beep beep internet police is on the way! :wah:

Favourite breakfast food: well, breakfast/brunch is by far my favourite meal of the day. I love eggs, boiled or sunny-side up served with crisp tomatoes, cucumbers, avocado, green or red onion, some feta cheese (I'm Eastern-European), maybe some bacon (well-drained though - no grease), fresh crusty bread/baguette, fruit for dessert. Or some sweet bakery stuff, like muffins, bagels, croissants, turnovers, pie (mmm pie), danishes or other pastries. Or blueberry-stuffed French toast, mmm. Well, I guess you asked me the right question, because I could go on about breakfast forever.

Porridge: where I come from, I believe it's made with water and salt. Usually served hot in lieu of bread with fish dishes.

Damn it, now I'm salivating. Must find some food!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:46 pm

Hey Bagels

What's your favorite sexual position? :-6 :p

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:54 pm

Galbally;483895 wrote: Which do you find more exciting, a roll in the hay, or a kiss in the dark?

Also, if there life on mars? I think I might try and put a bet on this with the bookies as the odds that there is have just shot up.
Question 1: Geez, you actually made me think long and hard on this one. I'm pretty divided. But I think I'm going to have to go with a kiss in the dark. :sneaky: Not going into details, no sir.

Question 2: You know, this is also a very poignant question, and one that is not easily answered, as man has wondered and studied and searched the skies for eons in pursuit of a sign of life, just one clue to tell us we're not alone in this universe.

In fact, this question puzzles me so much, that every night I spend a few minutes looking through my high-calibre telescope to see if I can find an answer myself. Well, last night, to my shock and dismay, I caught THIS. Jury's still out on whether or not it's intelligent life (already asked if he's gonna finish those cupcakes).

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sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:57 pm

cherandbuster;485430 wrote: Hey Bagels

What's your favorite sexual position? :-6 :p

do you mean Bagels the kitty or his daddy??

:wah:

Red · Post by **Red** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:01 pm

ArnoldLayne;483883 wrote: Tea. Milk in first or last ?

pffft as if you need to ask...real tea HAS to have milk in last of course

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:02 pm

You're on vacation and find yourself overlooking a clothing-optional beach.....would you strip down & join the sunbathers? Or would you remian clothed?

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:37 am

caesar777;485387 wrote: What is the meaning of life?
M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

:D

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:38 am

sunny104;485420 wrote: Can I have him?? :-4

I think he'd like Texas...even though we wear banana hats...or whatever it was that you said we do with bananas....:wah:
Well, you can take his body, but you'll never have his soul.

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:44 am

cherandbuster;485430 wrote: Hey Bagels

What's your favorite sexual position?
Well, I'm of the position that sex should be free and plentiful.

What about you, you feisty thing, you?

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:46 am

Lulu2;486333 wrote: You're on vacation and find yourself overlooking a clothing-optional beach.....would you strip down & join the sunbathers? Or would you remian clothed?
Whatever my choice, there'd be cameras and lighting set up.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:46 pm

bagels;488400 wrote: What about you, you feisty thing, you?

Oh

I like you already

bagels · Post by **bagels** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:13 pm

Pinky;488624 wrote: What are bagels made out of?

Sugar and spice and everything nice!

What are pinkies made of?

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:13 pm

If you were a biscuit/cookie - what would you be?