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Religious(?) joke

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And God created Woman, giving her three breasts.

God spake to the Woman thus:- “ I have created thee as I saw fit, is there anything thou woulds't like changèd?

And Woman spake in this manner - “God, I am not made to birth whole litters, I need but two breasts.

“Thou speakest wisely, as I have made thee wise, it shall be so. There is a blinding flash and Woman is stood there with only two breasts – God is holding the excess.



Sayeth Woman “What dost thou with the useless tit?

















God created Man.
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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