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Just curious and I figured other people might be... sort of a Random Thoughts

meets ask me anything thread... :yh_giggle



Did you ever put your used razor blades down a slot in the medicine

cabinet?



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No - I've been sharpening them for Saddam.

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valerie;500281 wrote: Just curious and I figured other people might be... sort of a Random Thoughts

meets ask me anything thread... :yh_giggle



Did you ever put your used razor blades down a slot in the medicine

cabinet?



:-2ummmm...no. i use those disposible thingies and toss the whole razor. did you ever....leave notes for the postal delivery person?
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noooooooo



have you ever dropped something on the floor and ate it anyway?:p
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lady cop;500285 wrote: ummmm...no. i use those disposible thingies and toss the whole razor. did you ever....leave notes for the postal delivery person?




Yes, it worked quite well!!



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guppy;500286 wrote: noooooooo



have you ever dropped something on the floor and ate it anyway?:p




EEEWWWWW...



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Pinky

I think I married it - at least once.

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Pinky;500287 wrote: Yup!!:o



Did you ever kiss someone you shouldn't have when drunk?


Yep, and sadly when sober too!



Have you ever been sat in your car bopping away to the radio then realised that being sat in a queue of traffic you're being watched?



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Imladris;500442 wrote: Have you ever been sat in your car bopping away to the radio then realised that being sat in a queue of traffic you're being watched?



No, just me then......


Yes I have Ichick :) It always makes me smile :-6

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Hey Cher... Mr. Wonderful is the first one in my life I've NEVER cheated

on!! (You knew he was wonderful, but just to let you know... yes, he's

THAT wonderful!!)



Okay so now that you're all barfing...



Hey Pinkster, used the photo copier for other stuff all the time!!!

:D



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Yup! Dropped my drawers & sat on it while it copied, too!

(Oh, close your mouth! Like YOU never thought of that!) :wah:

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yep, esp shoes, i have narrow feet and if they are big and slip after one wearing i take them back.....



have you ever been called by some elses name and just let that person call you that name the whole time without telling them any different?
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guppy;500640 wrote: have you ever been called by some elses name and just let that person call you that name the whole time without telling them any different?


Yep! Hubby kept calling me "Charlotte" until I corrected him :rolleyes:

** VAL ** Thanks for the update on Mr. Wonderful -- I love hearing those things :)

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cherandbuster;500646 wrote:

Have you ever had a one-night stand? :guitarist


Well, as a matter of fact..yes. :o



Have you ever lusted after someone you could not have?
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Marie5656;500664 wrote: Have you ever lusted after someone you could not have?


Great question!

Who hasn't? :rolleyes: :)

Here's a blunt Cher question for you: Have you ever performed oral sex in a car? :lips: :guitarist
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cherandbuster;500669 wrote:

Here's a blunt Cher question for you: Have you ever performed oral sex in a car? :lips: :guitarist


Guess what..YES. :sneaky:



Have you ever gone further than oral sex in a car??
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Marie5656;500664 wrote: Well, as a matter of fact..yes. :o



Have you ever lusted after someone you could not have?


Haha, for sure, all the time! :wah:

have you ever had your heart truly broken? :-1
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Marie5656;500670 wrote: Have you ever gone further than oral sex in a car??


Oh definitely! Why not? :p

Blunt question #2: Have you ever had anal sex? :lips:
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Perhaps you should rephrase that one, Cher

Have you ever enjoyed anal sex?

:thinking:
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AussiePam;500699 wrote: Perhaps you should rephrase that one, Cher

Have you ever enjoyed anal sex?

:thinking:


Excellent suggestion and a most important distinction, Pammy Baby! :guitarist

Does anyone else feel that the area is more of an 'exit' than an entrance'?! :thinking:
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Perhaps we should have an exit poll, Cher?!! :sneaky:
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AussiePam;500703 wrote: Perhaps we should have an exit poll, Cher?!! :sneaky:


I just started one, my friend! :p

And my husband would be agast! :rolleyes:
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have you ever hit on a man just for sex before? :sneaky:
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Hamster;500806 wrote: Yes I have.....:o



Have you ever realised you were with the wrong guy during sex? :-3


yep...my ex....:thinking:





do you think having sex outside is exciting?
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Depends on the place, of course. The middle of Times Square probably wouldn't do much for me...but, the woods on a nice warm day might....

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guppy;500763 wrote: have you ever hit on a man just for sex before? :sneaky:


.. before what????

Before picking his pocket?

Before letting him give you diamonds?

Before the New Year 2007 fireworks?

:sneaky:
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AussiePam;500852 wrote: .. before what????



Before picking his pocket?

Before letting him give you diamonds?

Before the New Year 2007 fireworks?



:sneaky:


Give me just a cotton pickin' minute, wouldja?



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You did it all three times, and in a cotton picking minute too, Valerie? Wow. How well do I know my cyberfriends?? Is this deflecting on any wanderer's deep thoughts or maybe one should use religion to sell a laughing boy. Poised on this note, and seeing through a glass blondly, comprehending nothing and with neither bang nor whimper, I'm gonna go for a walk - across the Sydney Harbour bridge before they shut all the roads which probably lead to Rome anyway, and papist plots selling dog fur coats to Jesus on a rope or perhaps I am just venting about anal sex. Where do I get my news. If I could only finish this sentence, anything random goes here!! Did you ever?!!!
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Did you ever wonder what you would do with your time if the garden was not here?
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Marie5656;500894 wrote: Did you ever wonder what you would do with your time if the garden was not here?


Bite your tongue wench........:wah:



Did you ever have a crush on a forum member?
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guppy;500897 wrote:



Did you ever have a crush on a forum member?


Who told you about that???:o
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If Forum Garden didn't exist, we'd just have to invent it, Marie!! Happy New Year to you!!! :D
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AussiePam;500903 wrote: If Forum Garden didn't exist, we'd just have to invent it, Marie!! Happy New Year to you!!! :D


No fair..you will be in the New year a whole 12 hours or so before me.....tell us what it is like, ok??
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I'll cancel it, Marie, if i think 2007 is not up to standard. OK?!!
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AussiePam;501111 wrote: I'll cancel it, Marie, if i think 2007 is not up to standard. OK?!!


Sounds like a plan to me. Remember, we have high standards here in the garden.
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Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again??
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I'm sure I must have kept a New Year's resolution at some point but

I can't remember!! :wah:



Did you ever REALLY dance in the street? (I did!!)





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valerie;501403 wrote: I'm sure I must have kept a New Year's resolution at some point but

I can't remember!! :wah:



Did you ever REALLY dance in the street? (I did!!)





(Note, there can be several replies to the same question!!)








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DANCE IN THE STREETS - OF COURSE..

Dance on a table - of course..

Did you ever have a Chinese Fire Drill.??

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Patsy Warnick;501454 wrote: Did you ever have a Chinese Fire Drill.??

Patsy


Nope! :)

Did you ever just say, "I'm content with my life"? :-6
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cherandbuster;501470 wrote:

Did you ever just say, "I'm content with my life"? :-6


Yes, but I was probably lying at the time.



Did you ever wish you could time travel?
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Time Travel - I'd want to go back - maybe the '70s - simple & fun times.

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Time Travel - do you want to go back - of fast forward ?
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I would go back, to check on some things I would like to see.





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Pinky;501544 wrote: Oh hell yeah!!! I could have some really wicked fun...I'd pinch men's bums, go in the guy's change rooms at the pool and allsorts!!!

Did you ever wish you could be bluntly honest about everything? Say exactly what you think?


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