Lovemaking - Tips For Seniors

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:27 am

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed

with you.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:49 am

"Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it."

+++++++++++ Question, please. If the lights are off...how can I read it?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:10 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I will print this out...

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:13 am

CARLA--use the large font!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:13 am

Love it!! Hopefully I have a few years...but will save this and keep it handy!!:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:28 am

b u m p

ice maiden · Post by **ice maiden** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:14 am

:wah: :wah: