Apologies

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:40 pm

America should apologise for:- Peanut Butter, Country music and American "Football"

Australia for:- Vegemite, sheep-shagging and INXS

The Scots for:- Brigadoon, Bagpipes and Billy Connolly

The Irish for:- Daniel O'Donnell, Hurling and rationed Guinness

The English for:- everything else.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:41 pm

Chookie;534369 wrote: America should apologise for:- Peanut Butter, Country music and American "Football"

Australia for:- Vegemite, sheep-shagging and INXS

The Scots for:- Brigadoon, Bagpipes and Billy Connolly

The Irish for:- Daniel O'Donnell, Hurling and rationed Guinness

The English for:- everything else.

Riverdance

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:44 pm

i agree with the aussies needing to appologize.

but what's wrong with billy connolly?

and Peanut Butter?

who's daniel o'donnell?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:46 pm

Skippy Super Chunky rules!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:47 pm

Peanut butter ? Oh man this coming from the land of haggis...oh brother :rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:50 pm

I apologize unreservedly for O'Donnel, Riverdance, Boyzone, Westlife, Angela's Ashes, Colin Farrell, Bono and Geldof banging on about everything all the time, and also bewitched, god they were awful.

I however refuse to apologize for Hurling, as that is a fantastic sport and if you don't like it, thats just because you are scared to get a belt of a hurley you big jessie, and stop calling it shinty as well. So there, the end. HA!

Now the rest of you own up to what your countries have inflicted on us all. :wah:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:57 pm

Even though I wasn't directly involved, I abjectly apologize to the world for George W. Bush.

Peanut butter? SURELY, YOU JEST! Peanut butter ranks right up there with buttered popcorn and the female orgasm!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:58 pm

pompom;534388 wrote: I abjectly apologise to the world for Jade Goody and all her family.

I also apologise from the bottom of my heart for James Blunt.

We thank you.

I apologize on behalf of my entire nation for winning the Eurovision song contest all the time with musical giants like Johnny Logan and Dana, oh dear, what are we like?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:00 pm

Galbally;534384 wrote: I however refuse to apologize for Hurling, as that is a fantastic sport and if you don't like it, thats just because you are scared to get a belt of a hurley you big jessie, and stop calling it shinty as well. So there, the end

Hurling is poor, underfed relation of Shinty and don't call it Shinty anyway, the correct name is Camannachd.

And which country was winning the last three Annual Cross-code games? Hint: It didn't start with an I.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:03 pm

Lulu2;534392 wrote: Even though I wasn't directly involved, I abjectly apologize to the world for George W. Bush.

Peanut butter? SURELY, YOU JEST! Peanut butter ranks right up there with buttered popcorn and the female orgasm!

What! Women are having their own orgasms now? Is this another of your crazy American ideas, jeez you lot are mentalists. :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:04 pm

On behalf of Canada, I apologize for Bob and Doug McKenzie... and the rest of SCTV

But we make good beer.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:04 pm

Chookie;534397 wrote: Hurling is poor, underfed relation of Shinty and don't call it Shinty anyway, the correct name is Camannachd.

And which country was winning the last three Annual Cross-code games? Hint: It didn't start with an I.

GO way out of that, or I will send the Laois Ladies team to beat ye good-looking, ye shinty playing, caber-throwing, ship-building eegits.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:06 pm

Magenta flame;534403 wrote: As an australian I apologise for Steve Erwin and Germaine Greer.

I'm so terribly terribly sorry

Oh I kinda liked steve, he was a bit mental, and Germain is alright, when she lets her hair down.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:06 pm

'BallyBob "What! Women are having their own orgasms now? Is this another of your crazy American ideas, jeez you lot are mentalists."

++++++++++++ Yes, Darling, we are! And, for that, I refuse to apologize.

I'll apologize for not being sorry and apologizing, if that works.

(Do you think I should apologize for McDonald's? :-3 )

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:07 pm

koan;534404 wrote: On behalf of Canada, I apologize for Bob and Doug McKenzie... and the rest of SCTV

But we make good beer.

Whats SCTV? I am not so sure about the beer, but the whiskey's not bad. Oh and William Shatner, take him back will you.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:11 pm

Galbally;534411 wrote: Whats SCTV? I am not so sure about the beer, but the whiskey's not bad. Oh and William Shatner, take him back will you.

SCTV spawned John Candy and Eugene Levy

I'm afraid we are also responsible for Keanu Reeves, who I tolerated until he performed Hamlet.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:12 pm

koan;534404 wrote: On behalf of Canada, I apologize for Bob and Doug McKenzie... and the rest of SCTV

But we make good beer.

i like the McKenzie's.

and Red Green.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:12 pm

Lulu2;534410 wrote: 'BallyBob "What! Women are having their own orgasms now? Is this another of your crazy American ideas, jeez you lot are mentalists."

++++++++++++ Yes, Darling, we are! And, for that, I refuse to apologize.

I'll apologize for not being sorry and apologizing, if that works.

(Do you think I should apologize for McDonald's? :-3 )

Well, you should probably apolgize if you have one of these strange new fangled womens orgasm thingys in MacDonalds, suppose thats the new thing now, is it? ye are always inventing new things you lot are.

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:13 pm

Wolverine;534417 wrote: i like the McKenzie's.

and Red Green.
Duct tape. :-6

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:14 pm

koan;534416 wrote: SCTV spawned John Candy and Eugene Levy

I'm afraid we are also responsible for Keanu Reeves, who I tolerated until he performed Hamlet.

Oh is he from Canada? They actually let him do Hamlet? How did that work out then?

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:17 pm

'BallyBob "Well, you should probably apolgize if you have one of these strange new fangled womens orgasm thingys in MacDonalds, suppose thats the new thing now, is it? ye are always inventing new things you lot are."

+++++++++++++:sneaky: Well....I DO "deserve a break today...." :sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:18 pm

pompom;534426 wrote: I apologise for Tony and Cherie Blair, please forgive us. We won't do it again.

Good. He was good for Ireland though, I will say that for him.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:19 pm

Galbally;534405 wrote: the Laois Ladies team

do they play tiddly-winks or that watered-down female version of Cammannachd you call Hurling?

Galbally;534405 wrote: to beat ye good-looking,

Some thing are impossible...........

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:19 pm

Lulu2;534429 wrote: 'BallyBob "Well, you should probably apolgize if you have one of these strange new fangled womens orgasm thingys in MacDonalds, suppose thats the new thing now, is it? ye are always inventing new things you lot are."

+++++++++++++:sneaky: Well....I DO "deserve a break today...." :sneaky:

Ok, just don't drop your French fries on the floor or everyone will know what is happening. :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:21 pm

Galbally;534424 wrote: Oh is he from Canada? They actually let him do Hamlet? How did that work out then?

I shudder to think.

Hamlet he is not.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:22 pm

Galbally;534433 wrote: Ok, just don't drop your French fries on the floor or everyone will know what is happening. :wah:

Don't they call them "Freedom fries" now?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:22 pm

Chookie;534431 wrote: do they play tiddly-winks or that watered-down female version of Cammannachd you call Hurling?

Some thing are impossible...........

Right, I am ringing up Niamh, Trasa, Siobhan and the rest of them, they are packing up their Hurley's and getting the next Ryanair flight to Edinburgh, expect a kicking in good-lookingdom in about 16 hours. Ye wrong name-for-things calling celts.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:24 pm

Magenta flame;534420 wrote: I apologise for that bespeckled gnome in Camberra

Yes, I was just about to bring up the whole Canberra thing, whats that about eh?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:26 pm

Galbally;534437 wrote: Ye wrong name-for-things calling celts.

Elucidate please, after all, you lot only used whisky for embrocation, by God did yese no need ejimickated.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:28 pm

Chookie;534445 wrote: Elucidate please, after all, you lot only used whisky for embrocation, by God did yese no need ejimickated.

Its Whiskey, and if you drink enough of it, the spelling becomes irrellehhelelletant.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:29 pm

koan;534435 wrote: I shudder to think.

Hamlet he is not.

Sure he's hardly even "Keanu Reeves" god love the chap.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:31 pm

Chookie;534436 wrote: Don't they call them "Freedom fries" now?

Nah they got bored of that whole lets slag France thing I think, anyway did you see that new French nearly Prime Minister woman, she is foxy non?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:32 pm

I apologize for the ENTIRE Bush family.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:34 pm

DesignerGal;534456 wrote: I apologize for the ENTIRE Bush family.

Well Barbara was probably alright, probably.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:35 pm

On the behalf of Texas, I apologize for Anna Nicole Smith..

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:37 pm

Sheryl;534462 wrote: On the behalf of Texas, I apologize for Anna Nicole Smith..

Who?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:41 pm

Galbally;534460 wrote: Well Barbara was probably alright, probably.

You must not have heard what she said at the Astrodome in Houston after the HUrricane.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:42 pm

Galbally;534449 wrote: Its Whiskey,No, it's Whisky

[QUOTE=Galbally;534449I]if you drink enough of it/QUOTE]

Myself, I'm not having that much money.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:46 pm

"Well Barbara was probably alright, probably."

'BallyBabe..who do you think RAISED "Dubya?"