What is one of the stupidest junkmail emails you received?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:04 am

One today, are you ready for bikini season?

Please it's 10 degrees out.:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:50 am

Magenta flame;536783 wrote: Penis extensions. I mean if I had a penis I'm sure I'd be interested, but I don't so I found that a little weird.

And lollypops, someone wanted to sell me lollypops.:-2

I suspect the two are connected somehow....

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:52 am

Nomad;537149 wrote: I suspect the two are connected somehow....

did he ask you to stroke puppies mf :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:54 am

I truly love the ones asking for my bank account info so some king's son can deposit his wealth into my account for safe keeping.....

Riiiiiight

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:36 am

Magenta flame;536783 wrote: Penis extensions. I mean if I had a penis I'm sure I'd be interested, but I don't so I found that a little weird.

And lollypops, someone wanted to sell me lollypops.:-2

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I get the "penis enlargement" and "viagra" emails at work, which is very disturbing due to the fact that only women have held my position here before, don't understand why we get them, but do every day. I usually just delete them all...get some really nasty ones. Or good for a head shakin'.....

Example:

Over a several millions men have been helped with the potent ingredients in Pen-is Growth Patch - men have experienced bigger size, deeper penetration more action, and super-satisfying results for themselves and their partners.

Don't be left behind! Take advantage of price specials going on now.

the link was included, thought I might be in enough trouble without posting that too!...sorry if I offended anyone

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:39 am

minks;537154 wrote: I truly love the ones asking for my bank account info so some king's son can deposit his wealth into my account for safe keeping.....

Riiiiiight

Yeah, I love that too...get that one alot!

How about the free grant money that the government wants to give me!?...again RIIIIGHHHHTTTT!:(

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:44 am

WonderWendy3;537177 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I get the "penis enlargement" and "viagra" emails at work, which is very disturbing due to the fact that only women have held my position here before, don't understand why we get them, but do every day. I usually just delete them all...get some really nasty ones. Or good for a head shakin'.....

Example:

Over a several millions men have been helped with the potent ingredients in Pen-is Growth Patch - men have experienced bigger size, deeper penetration more action, and super-satisfying results for themselves and their partners.

Don't be left behind! Take advantage of price specials going on now.

the link was included, thought I might be in enough trouble without posting that too!...sorry if I offended anyone

Oh puleeze ! Like this doesnt get you revved up. :rolleyes:

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:28 pm

I get that and similar ones. They are humorous but I just delete them. The same goes for viagra or cialis.

Shalom

Ted:-6

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:29 pm

Nomad;537191 wrote: Oh puleeze ! Like this doesnt get you revved up. :rolleyes:

shhhhh, image is everything!:D

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:43 pm

Nomad;537191 wrote: Oh puleeze ! Like this doesnt get you revved up. :rolleyes:

Awe, shame - just as I was beginning to get steamed up! OK, so it's only a joke, but what wasn't funny was when my daughter was fifteen and was connected to the web (she was a keen Trekkie - still is) she started getting unsolicited filth in the form of e-mails. I'm talking about real filth - fellatio: that sort of thing. Thank God she never opened any of them. Seventy percent was filth, the remaining thirty percent questionable. I deleted them all while she was downstairs watching the telly. It's now only accessible through my computer.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:45 pm

Pinky:-6

LOL

Shalom

Ted:-6

Ted · Post by **Ted** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:54 pm

One of the things I've noticed about these emails is they are often loaded with spelling errors and grammatical errors.

Shalom

Ted:-6