Women who shop alone - please read this

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:01 am

Please pass this on to any woman you know who use Tesco’s

A new scam is being pulled on women mainly in broad daylight in Tesco’s car parks.

What happens is that when the intended victim goes back to her car to put her shopping in the boot, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windscreen¦.

While he is doing this, another 2 young, handsome athletic men open the back doors of the car, jump in and insist the woman drive off with them to some lonely spot, where 2 have their wicked way with her and the other steals her handbag¦.

They are very good at this¦

They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:03 am

tee hee

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Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:05 am

Elvira;543283 wrote: Please pass this on to any woman you know who use Tesco’s

A new scam is being pulled on women mainly in broad daylight in Tesco’s car parks.

What happens is that when the intended victim goes back to her car to put her shopping in the boot, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windscreen¦.

While he is doing this, another 2 young, handsome athletic men open the back doors of the car, jump in and insist the woman drive off with them to some lonely spot, where 2 have their wicked way with her and the other steals her handbag¦.

They are very good at this¦

They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.

You little devil you !!!:D

By the time I'd got to the 3rd paragraph, I'd decided to go to Sainsburys in future.

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:06 am

Bez;543287 wrote: You little devil you !!!:D

By the time I'd got to the 3rd paragraph, I'd decided to go to Sainsburys in future.

So......... I'll see you in Tesco's on Saturday, yeah?

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:06 am

Jim, I've told you to keep your clothes on when you wash the car :yh_eyebro :yh_shame

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:08 am

SuzyB;543290 wrote: Jim, I've told you to keep your clothes on when you wash the car :yh_eyebro :yh_shame

now that really would have an impact on Tesco's sales!:wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:17 am

Elvira;543288 wrote: So......... I'll see you in Tesco's on Saturday, yeah?

absolutely !

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:19 am

Elvira;543283 wrote: Please pass this on to any woman you know who use Tesco’s

A new scam is being pulled on women mainly in broad daylight in Tesco’s car parks.

What happens is that when the intended victim goes back to her car to put her shopping in the boot, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windscreen¦.

While he is doing this, another 2 young, handsome athletic men open the back doors of the car, jump in and insist the woman drive off with them to some lonely spot, where 2 have their wicked way with her and the other steals her handbag¦.

They are very good at this¦

They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.

and by looking at your Avatar, I bet you can't wait to shop again.

Elvira · Post by **Elvira** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:21 am

minks;543309 wrote: and by looking at your Avatar, I bet you can't wait to shop again.

I'm a shopoholic!!

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:26 am

Pinky;543299 wrote: ...now where's that handbag me mum bought me for crimbo?:D

I think the gent standing on the chair at the back of the car has it, but it's all shrunken and wrinkled from the soapy water.

Sorry you had to find out this way...