Unintentional humour

[weinbeck]

I often come out with a repertoire of corny jokes when I'm bored, and most people will laugh at my jokes out of courtesy, even though they're years old. One particular corny joke went spectacularly wrong. I went up to a girl in the office.

"What's the difference between steak, chips, peas and tomatoes and sex?"

Not really listening, she groaned, rolled her eyes, and replied:

"I don't know, Tom. What's the difference between steak, chip, peas and tomatoes and sex?"

The answer is: "Come and have supper with me, tonight."

What did I say? "Come and have sex with me, tonight."

She looked so totally blank for about five seconds, and then screeched out laughing as I put my hand over my mouth. Tears of laughter ran down her cheeks.

"Tom, it's such a lovely offer, but unfortunately I'm happily married...it was a joke, wasn't it?" I never lived it down. :wah:

[Galbally]

Well its better than telling inappropriate jokes while you are actually having sex with her about her husband, which is what I would probably do, so generally you have nothing to worry about my good man, be at peace with yourself.

[crazygal]

Oh that's brilliant, I'm not good at all at telling jokes. What you said made it funnier.