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I often come out with a repertoire of corny jokes when I'm bored, and most people will laugh at my jokes out of courtesy, even though they're years old. One particular corny joke went spectacularly wrong. I went up to a girl in the office.

"What's the difference between steak, chips, peas and tomatoes and sex?"

Not really listening, she groaned, rolled her eyes, and replied:

"I don't know, Tom. What's the difference between steak, chip, peas and tomatoes and sex?"

The answer is: "Come and have supper with me, tonight."

What did I say? "Come and have sex with me, tonight."

She looked so totally blank for about five seconds, and then screeched out laughing as I put my hand over my mouth. Tears of laughter ran down her cheeks.

"Tom, it's such a lovely offer, but unfortunately I'm happily married...it was a joke, wasn't it?" I never lived it down. :wah:

Well its better than telling inappropriate jokes while you are actually having sex with her about her husband, which is what I would probably do, so generally you have nothing to worry about my good man, be at peace with yourself.

Oh that's brilliant, I'm not good at all at telling jokes. What you said made it funnier.