Lifes A Bitch

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:13 am

Why is life so cruel ? as you get older , My brain still works as a 30 year old but my body acts like a 100 year old , you start to put on a bit of weight and the first thing that disappears is your wedding tackle and before too long you can't see the end of your shoes , so you try and diet, all goes well , you get to see your shoes again and then your tackle comes in to sight.....Shock Horror :-1 You cant remember it being so small the last time you saw it :-5

As I said Life's A Bitch

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:40 am

Uncle Fester;585742 wrote: Why is life so cruel ? as you get older , My brain still works as a 30 year old but my body acts like a 100 year old , you start to put on a bit of weight and the first thing that disappears is your wedding tackle and before too long you can't see the end of your shoes , so you try and diet, all goes well , you get to see your shoes again and then your tackle comes in to sight.....Shock Horror :-1 You cant remember it being so small the last time you saw it :-5

As I said Life's A Bitch

Unc that is just plain sad

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:35 pm

"wedding tackle"???:wah:

I can laugh...I'm with ya, Fester. They used to say and still do, "Why is youth wasted on the young?"

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:44 pm

LMFAO @ small tinky winky, aww.

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:38 pm

Hey Uncle Fester, suck it up and move on babe, after all lifes a bitch:wah:

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:34 pm

Life is definately a bitch.Bad luck and unlucky things all happen at once it seems.I had a bitch of a week or 2 and I sure hope it starts to improves.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:28 am

Indian Princess;585886 wrote: Hey Uncle Fester, suck it up and move on babe, after all lifes a bitch:wah:

How can I suck it up ? I can only just see it

This should be in innuendo thread

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:43 pm

Uncle Fester;585742 wrote: Why is life so cruel ? as you get older , My brain still works as a 30 year old but my body acts like a 100 year old , you start to put on a bit of weight and the first thing that disappears is your wedding tackle and before too long you can't see the end of your shoes , so you try and diet, all goes well , you get to see your shoes again and then your tackle comes in to sight.....Shock Horror :-1 You cant remember it being so small the last time you saw it :-5

As I said Life's A Bitch

I'm sure it's your eyesight that's playing up .........not your wedding tackle.......remember when you were a kid how everything seemed huge.....well......