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Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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WonderWendy3
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that was hysterical.... :yh_rotfl
All of it was great....liked the hard of hearing example though...
the crack in the ceiling/back or kneeling:wah: :wah:
All of it was great....liked the hard of hearing example though...
the crack in the ceiling/back or kneeling:wah: :wah:
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my mrs has cut me down to sex once a month
still feel lucky there are 4 guys she has cut out all together
still feel lucky there are 4 guys she has cut out all together
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Soberano;591537 wrote: TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger ( Jimbo:wah: )
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe
How many of those have you used.
i wish people would stop mocking the splinter it was a serious injury ,my whole arm swelled up twice its normal size .......... its just coincidence that i keep bits of wood in my boxers now ..... well you never know :wah: :wah:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger ( Jimbo:wah: )
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe
How many of those have you used.
i wish people would stop mocking the splinter it was a serious injury ,my whole arm swelled up twice its normal size .......... its just coincidence that i keep bits of wood in my boxers now ..... well you never know :wah: :wah:
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WonderWendy3
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Pinky;591753 wrote: 
:yh_rotfl
LMAO!!! Jimbo's got wood!
in his boxers!!! whoo hoooo!!:wah:
:yh_rotfl LMAO!!! Jimbo's got wood!
in his boxers!!! whoo hoooo!!:wah:
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Pinky;591753 wrote:
LMAO!!! Jimbo's got wood!
you know exactly what i meant :wah:
WonderWendy3;591757 wrote: in his boxers!!! whoo hoooo!!
your just too funny missy :yh_rotfl
LMAO!!! Jimbo's got wood!
you know exactly what i meant :wah:
WonderWendy3;591757 wrote: in his boxers!!! whoo hoooo!!
your just too funny missy :yh_rotfl
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jimbo i will get the jump leads ready
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."