ask the bat questions...:)

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:01 pm

soooooo.how many times do you crash land in a week?

:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:02 pm

what are baby bats called?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:04 pm

guppy;598555 wrote: soooooo.how many times do you crash land in a week?

:p

none, unlike fish who swim aimlessly hither and yon, forgetting where they are going an dwhat they are doing, we bats are equipped with finely honed sonar which keeps us flying true and on target..no motions are wasted and all landings are prefect..

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:04 pm

guppy;598556 wrote: what are baby bats called?

Brats of course;)

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:05 pm

what kind of cologne do bats wear?

how many pillows do you sleep with?

how many blankets does the bat need at night?

what is your favorite color?

do you know how to cook?

what is your favorite fruit?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:08 pm

guppy;598560 wrote: what kind of cologne do bats wear?

ode de guano

how many pillows do you sleep with?

erm, we hang upside down

how many blankets does the bat need at night?

i am usually surrounded by numerous females to keep me warm:sneaky:

what is your favorite color?

black of course

do you know how to cook?

what is cook?

what is your favorite fruit?

rotten nanner's yum (licks lips)

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:15 pm

do bats prefer clothes or aua naturelle?:sneaky:

how many words can you type with your little feet?

have you ever walked into a door?

what side of the bed do you sleep on? i meant cave.....

what do bats drink?

do bats get suntans?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:17 pm

I was out in the sun yesterday and got some sun, do you think I have sun burn??

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:20 pm

Can you drive 55??

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:22 pm

do bats have allergies?

to fish

you ever get fleas?

yes but i just eat them

have you cut your grass this week?

maybe

who do u think about when you are punching your punching bag?:D

republicans

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:22 pm

ever got a speeding ticket?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:23 pm

guppy;598574 wrote: do bats prefer clothes or aua naturelle?:sneaky:

just the fur baby

how many words can you type with your little feet?

look i typed fish are dumb

have you ever walked into a door?

only when i drink to much

what side of the bed do you sleep on? i meant cave.....

the top silly

what do bats drink?

White Bat

Ingredients

1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur

1 1/2 oz White Rum

1 1/2 oz Milk

3 oz Coca-Cola

do bats get suntans?

that would be a scoop

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:26 pm

do bats like round and round rides or upside down rides at the fair?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:27 pm

WonderWendy3;598580 wrote: Can you drive 55??

no but i fly it

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:27 pm

what kind of music do bats listen too?

can bats dance?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:30 pm

what do bats do for sunshades during the day?

do bats prefer the heat or the cold?

are you scared of mice? snakes?

war? eh?:sneaky:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:31 pm

guppy;598586 wrote: do bats like round and round rides or upside down rides at the fair?

we prefer the haunted houses

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:35 pm

what are bats favorite icecream flavor?

you like milk?

do bats drink coffee? what do you put in it?

what sports team does this bat like the best?

do you like horror movies?

what do bats do on halloween?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:35 pm

guppy;598590 wrote: what kind of music do bats listen too?

Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf

can bats dance?

check me out

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Wood ... dance.html

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:36 pm

where do bats prefer to go on vacation?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:37 pm

zinkyusa;598602 wrote: check me out

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Wood ... dance.html

:wah: :wah: :wah: so you can line dance too?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:40 pm

what is your favorite cartoon?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:45 pm

what is your favorite vegi?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:47 pm

guppy;598594 wrote: what do bats do for sunshades during the day?

we avoid the sun

do bats prefer the heat or the cold?

HEAT

are you scared of mice? snakes?

mice no they are related,

snakes no I drop guano in their general direction

war? eh?:sneaky:

maybe

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:52 pm

I don't understand how you get bat out of the name "ZinkyUSA", can you explain that to me?

Do you do the grocery shopping?

Do you fill up the gas tank for the Mrs.?

Do you wear shorts in the summer time?

Do you wear hats?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:53 pm

What are bats for?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:58 pm

do bats prefer cotton or silk boxers?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:10 pm

ever seen a ufo?

do you believe in aliens?

do you prefer the adams family or the munsters?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:23 pm

can bats swim?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:45 pm

Zink, how long can a bat hold out, sexually speaking? :sneaky:

Are you ticklish under your fur?

When you aren't just "hanging around" what do you like to do for fun?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:22 pm

If you could have any career you wanted right now what would it be and why?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:19 am

Are you a bat that likes privacy??

Or do you alway hang around with other bats??

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:25 am

Why is the bat not responding...?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:42 am

RedGlitter;599000 wrote: Why is the bat not responding...?

Is it 'cos he's nocturnal?

(see the clever way I managed to make that a question too!:) )

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:49 am

guppy;598600 wrote: what are bats favorite icecream flavor?

http://southernfood.about.com/od/hallow ... lhw2h5.htm

you like milk?

no

do bats drink coffee? what do you put in it?

blood

what sports team does this bat like the best?

Baltimore Orioles they have powerful Bats

do you like horror movies?

what do bats do on halloween?

just hang around

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:51 am

guppy;598603 wrote: where do bats prefer to go on vacation?

Borneo, biggest cave in the world!!!!!!!!!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:53 am

guppy;598610 wrote: what is your favorite cartoon?

Batgirl:-4

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:54 am

WonderWendy3;598623 wrote: I don't understand how you get bat out of the name "ZinkyUSA", can you explain that to me?

nope

Do you do the grocery shopping?

nope

Do you fill up the gas tank for the Mrs.?

sometimes

Do you wear shorts in the summer time?

yes

Do you wear hats?

sometimes

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:55 am

Chookie;598626 wrote: What are bats for?

killing vampires;)

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:56 am

guppy;598639 wrote: do bats prefer cotton or silk boxers?

we like boxer briefs, cotton

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:00 am

guppy;598651 wrote: ever seen a ufo?

yes but i was drinking

do you believe in aliens?

yes, but they can't speak Englais

do you prefer the adams family or the munsters?

adams family

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:00 am

guppy;598757 wrote: can bats swim?

can fish fly?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:02 am

RedGlitter;598763 wrote: Zink, how long can a bat hold out, sexually speaking? :sneaky:

indefintley, we all memorize the kama sutra

Are you ticklish under your fur?

When you aren't just "hanging around" what do you like to do for fun?

snuggle

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:03 am

guppy;598799 wrote: If you could have any career you wanted right now what would it be and why?

fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:30 am

:yh_bigsmi zinkyusa;599020 wrote: fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:36 am

What would be your SECOND choice as job careeer?:-3

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:41 am

What's the best kind of bat - Cricket or Baseball?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:42 am

zinkyusa;599020 wrote: fish exterminator, they ask to many questions:mad:

HEY! Nobody threatens the fish!

BAD BAT!

:wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:45 am

Chookie;599034 wrote: What's the best kind of bat - Cricket or Baseball?

baseball, cricket is for sissie's

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:45 am

RedGlitter;599036 wrote: HEY! Nobody threatens the fish!

BAD BAT!

:wah:

i sowwy:sneaky: