Wee joke

[Chookie]

A Senior Lecturer at a Medical School in Edinburgh gets a surprise one afternoon when one of his best students approaches him in a state of acute distress. Telling the student to have a seat, relax, and pull himself together, the lecturer asks what the problem is.

“It's where I live, I can't stand it any more Doc,2 moans the student, “I need to find somewhere else to live.

“What the Hell is wrong with where you live? says the lecturer “You are in the most luxurious Halls of Residence in our fair city, which means you are in the best halls in the whole of Britain.

“I know that Doc, “ saith the student, “It's this new policy of mixed living quarters, it's driving me crazy. Every night, when I'm trying to study, I have to push away beautiful young nurses who have returned drunk from a night out on the town and are hungry for sex, then more sex and then even more.

“I see, says the lecturer “how can I help?

The student sayw “ Either move me, or, preferably, break my arms.