Wee joke
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:46 pm
A Senior Lecturer at a Medical School in Edinburgh gets a surprise one afternoon when one of his best students approaches him in a state of acute distress. Telling the student to have a seat, relax, and pull himself together, the lecturer asks what the problem is.
“It's where I live, I can't stand it any more Doc,2 moans the student, “I need to find somewhere else to live.
“What the Hell is wrong with where you live? says the lecturer “You are in the most luxurious Halls of Residence in our fair city, which means you are in the best halls in the whole of Britain.
“I know that Doc, “ saith the student, “It's this new policy of mixed living quarters, it's driving me crazy. Every night, when I'm trying to study, I have to push away beautiful young nurses who have returned drunk from a night out on the town and are hungry for sex, then more sex and then even more.
“I see, says the lecturer “how can I help?
The student sayw “ Either move me, or, preferably, break my arms.
“It's where I live, I can't stand it any more Doc,2 moans the student, “I need to find somewhere else to live.
“What the Hell is wrong with where you live? says the lecturer “You are in the most luxurious Halls of Residence in our fair city, which means you are in the best halls in the whole of Britain.
“I know that Doc, “ saith the student, “It's this new policy of mixed living quarters, it's driving me crazy. Every night, when I'm trying to study, I have to push away beautiful young nurses who have returned drunk from a night out on the town and are hungry for sex, then more sex and then even more.
“I see, says the lecturer “how can I help?
The student sayw “ Either move me, or, preferably, break my arms.