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- Uncle Kram
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Uncle Kram;614879 wrote: Rice Pudding 
Really where? I have some in the cupboard so could be fun.

Really where? I have some in the cupboard so could be fun.

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crazygal;614881 wrote: Really where? I have some in the cupboard so could be fun. 
:wah: :wah: He went quiet :wah:

:wah: :wah: He went quiet :wah:
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Butternut squash...filthy looking vegetable.
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:wah: Its only 7:30am here - much too early to be talking about sex :wah:
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crazygal;614881 wrote: Really where? I have some in the cupboard so could be fun. 
Where?........Birmingham I think.

Where?........Birmingham I think.
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Uncle Kram;614896 wrote: Where?........Birmingham I think. 
Hey that ain't fair, details!
Hey that ain't fair, details!
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saffy;614889 wrote: Butternut squash...filthy looking vegetable.
Rather large too, are you not embarrassed? :wah:
Rather large too, are you not embarrassed? :wah:
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ThePheasant;614890 wrote: :wah: Its only 7:30am here - much too early to be talking about sex :wah:
True, should be doing it instead. Lovely way to be woken if I remember rightly.
True, should be doing it instead. Lovely way to be woken if I remember rightly.

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crazygal;614904 wrote: True, should be doing it instead. Lovely way to be woken if I remember rightly. 
:wah: How right you are - instead I just get crushed by two kids, two dogs and two cats - not such a lovely way to be woken up :wah:

:wah: How right you are - instead I just get crushed by two kids, two dogs and two cats - not such a lovely way to be woken up :wah:
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crazygal;614901 wrote: Hey that ain't fair, details!
I can't remember. I must be suffering from Ambrosia
I can't remember. I must be suffering from Ambrosia

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crazygal;614902 wrote: Rather large too, are you not embarrassed? :wah:
heh, I can buy them..they just look like buttplugs to me.
heh, I can buy them..they just look like buttplugs to me.
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I don't know if I can remember that far back.......
:wah:
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Are we talking with someone else or by ourselves?
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YZGI;615014 wrote: Are we talking with someone else or by ourselves?
With someone else. Showing a bag of ring doughnuts a good time doesn't count YZGI :yh_giggle
With someone else. Showing a bag of ring doughnuts a good time doesn't count YZGI :yh_giggle
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Uncle Kram;615037 wrote: With someone else. Showing a bag of ring doughnuts a good time doesn't count YZGI :yh_giggle
:wah: But they were BIG doughnuts.
:wah: But they were BIG doughnuts.
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YZGI;615051 wrote: :wah: But they were BIG doughnuts.
I bet the counter gals at Krispy Kreme giggle everytime you come in. :p
As to me, if I remember correctly it was chocolate syrup.
I bet the counter gals at Krispy Kreme giggle everytime you come in. :p
As to me, if I remember correctly it was chocolate syrup.
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Pinky;615158 wrote: Lots of stuff, but for once, I'm not saying!
Well that's the first time in 9½ weeks
Well that's the first time in 9½ weeks

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crazygal;615257 wrote: Cucumbers, carrots and bananas. 
well that answers YZGI's question.......

well that answers YZGI's question.......

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sunny104;615263 wrote: well that answers YZGI's question.......
Okay, It looks as though I have become Fg's local sex pervert Du Jour , Whatever that means.:wah:

Okay, It looks as though I have become Fg's local sex pervert Du Jour , Whatever that means.:wah:
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YZGI;615269 wrote: Okay, It looks as though I have become Fg's local sex pervert Du Jour , Whatever that means.:wah:
aw, there there! you were always our local sex pervert.......
aw, there there! you were always our local sex pervert.......

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crazygal;615275 wrote: Gotta use protection with bananas though, otherwise they go all squishy, lol
what if you "use" them unpeeled?
what if you "use" them unpeeled?
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And for the record I'm just curious!
*I* have never taken advantage of my food.........:wah:
*I* have never taken advantage of my food.........:wah:
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sunny104;615277 wrote: what if you "use" them unpeeled? 
Ha ha no, cut off the rough end and put on a condom so it doesn't make such a mess.
Ha ha no, cut off the rough end and put on a condom so it doesn't make such a mess.

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sunny104;615278 wrote: And for the record I'm just curious!
*I* have never taken advantage of my food.........:wah:
Oh you must, you don't know what you're missing.
So I'm told.
*I* have never taken advantage of my food.........:wah:
Oh you must, you don't know what you're missing.
So I'm told.
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crazygal;615281 wrote: Oh you must, you don't know what you're missing.
So I'm told.
:wah:
So I'm told.

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crazygal;615280 wrote: Ha ha no, cut off the rough end and put on a condom so it doesn't make such a mess. 
WARNING FOR LADIES: This doesn't work with a pineapple

WARNING FOR LADIES: This doesn't work with a pineapple

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Woman are amazing. Once you take their cherry they start putting all sorts of fruit back in it's place.:-3 :rolleyes: 

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Uncle Kram;615348 wrote: WARNING FOR LADIES: This doesn't work with a pineapple 
:wah: Painful. :-2

:wah: Painful. :-2
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YZGI;615356 wrote: Woman are amazing. Once you take their cherry they start putting all sorts of fruit back in it's place.:-3 :rolleyes: 
Don't forget the veg and it's only because the meat isn't satifying enough. :p

Don't forget the veg and it's only because the meat isn't satifying enough. :p
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ice cream 

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beautyful;615446 wrote: ice cream 
A whole gallon or just a popsickle?:wah:

A whole gallon or just a popsickle?:wah:

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hahaha you all have such wild imaginations!! :wah:
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YZGI;615452 wrote: A whole gallon or just a popsickle?:wah: 
well it was actually a viennetta, if anyone knows what one of those is...can get quite messy :wah:

well it was actually a viennetta, if anyone knows what one of those is...can get quite messy :wah:
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chrisb84uk;615457 wrote: hahaha you all have such wild imaginations!! :wah:
Imaginations :wah: bless, we could corrupt Chris in an hour!
Imaginations :wah: bless, we could corrupt Chris in an hour!
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Hahaha yep those are messy and can be very, very cold!! :wah:
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Betty Boop;615464 wrote: Imaginations :wah: bless, we could corrupt Chris in an hour! 
Don't even think about it missy, I'm happy my mind stay innocent and pure thank you!! :yh_angel :p
Don't even think about it missy, I'm happy my mind stay innocent and pure thank you!! :yh_angel :p
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chrisb84uk;615468 wrote: Don't even think about it missy, I'm happy my mind stay innocent and pure thank you!! :yh_angel :p
oooh fresh meat...:wah: :wah:
oooh fresh meat...:wah: :wah:
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chrisb84uk;615468 wrote: Don't even think about it missy, I'm happy my mind stay innocent and pure thank you!! :yh_angel :p
Yeah, me too!! :yh_angel
Yeah, me too!! :yh_angel
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beautyful;615469 wrote: oooh fresh meat...:wah: :wah:
Don't you start as well, and you are younger than me! :wah: :p
Don't you start as well, and you are younger than me! :wah: :p
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Betty Boop;615471 wrote: Yeah, me too!! :yh_angel
Hahaha takes a lot of hard work to remain pure doesn't it! :wah: :p
Hahaha takes a lot of hard work to remain pure doesn't it! :wah: :p
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I am very disturbed to see young Chris reading this thread :-3
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Uncle Kram;615489 wrote: I am very disturbed to see young Chris reading this thread :-3
i am younger than chris :wah:
i am younger than chris :wah:
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Well actually I read the last page and that was it, I dare not go any further in case I damage my eyes or learn something I shouldn't!! :wah: