How to kill a GPS

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat May 19, 2007 3:22 pm

OK - thats it - I just b1tch slapped hubbys GPS. How dare she 'recalulate' me ..... in that ultra sexy voice - 'where possible make a legal U-turn'. I have been married to hubby for 20 years - how dare she. I'm gonna melt her scawny plastic butt. :wah:

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:00 pm

ThePheasant;617038 wrote: OK - thats it - I just b1tch slapped hubbys GPS. How dare she 'recalulate' me ..... in that ultra sexy voice - 'where possible make a legal U-turn'. I have been married to hubby for 20 years - how dare she. I'm gonna melt her scawny plastic butt. :wah:
:wah: :wah:

NotToday · Post by **NotToday** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:03 pm

ThePheasant;617038 wrote: OK - thats it - I just b1tch slapped hubbys GPS. How dare she 'recalulate' me ..... in that ultra sexy voice - 'where possible make a legal U-turn'. I have been married to hubby for 20 years - how dare she. I'm gonna melt her scawny plastic butt. :wah:

lol, yea my boyfriend has one, it irritates me too. She interrupts me when I'm talking all the time...

grrrrrrrrrrr

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:05 pm

NotToday;617072 wrote: lol, yea my boyfriend has one, it irritates me too. She interrupts me when I'm talking all the time...

grrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah I know - she is so irritating - hello, wife is talking - back up plastic thing!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:07 pm

magenta flame;617075 wrote: HHHMMMMM amazing isn't it ! Hubby doesn't want me to tell him where to turn every now and again but he doesn't mind a sexy voice an a computer giving him directions every flippen two seconds.....bloody men!

And another thing - why does he defend her all the time. I say well I don't think that was the best route to take. Hes like.....no no she knows best .... she is so going to die when he is asleep tonight.

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:10 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: Go Pheasy!!!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:26 pm

She sits there all high and mighty on the dash board.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:51 pm

magenta flame;617109 wrote: the last time my hubby had my butt on the dash board he was giving me the directions

:wah: 'Where possible make an illegal turn' :wah: In 2.1 miles bear right - I SAID BEAR RIGHT

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Sat May 19, 2007 6:11 pm

magenta flame;617109 wrote: the last time my hubby had my butt on the dash board he was giving me the directions

:eek: <--- (Will this be the last time today I use this expression? Somehow I doubt it.)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:59 am

ThePheasant;617038 wrote: OK - thats it - I just b1tch slapped hubbys GPS. How dare she 'recalulate' me ..... in that ultra sexy voice - 'where possible make a legal U-turn'. I have been married to hubby for 20 years - how dare she. I'm gonna melt her scawny plastic butt. :wah:

Invite her to lunch and have a serious woman-to woman chat. Get a take out meal, sit in the car, turn the GPS on, and tell her like it is.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun May 20, 2007 8:02 am

Hahaha well you could just always turn the sound off, but I guess that wouldn't be as much fun!!

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Sun May 20, 2007 12:06 pm

ThePheasant;617038 wrote: OK - thats it - I just b1tch slapped hubbys GPS. How dare she 'recalulate' me ..... in that ultra sexy voice - 'where possible make a legal U-turn'. I have been married to hubby for 20 years - how dare she. I'm gonna melt her scawny plastic butt. :wah:

In situations such as this I recommend the application of a 16lb hammer to offending object....