Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post Reply
User avatar
JacksDad
Posts: 1985
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by JacksDad »

I recieved this at 9pm this evening. I can easliy set up a phony email address for us to play with.

This is an edited version of the spam. If anyone wants to play, I'll post the entire email and we can respond.:D

Good day,

I am a, staff of Private Banking Services at the Bank of China (BOC). I am

contacting you concerning our customer and, an investment placed under our

banks management 4 years ago.

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail

confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a

result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation

and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you

with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

In 2003, the subject matter; ref: bb/boc/bank/0012 came to our bank to

engage in business discussions with our Private Banking Services

Department. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35

million United States Dollars, which he wished to have us turn over

(invest) on his behalf.My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to give instruction

for the release of the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation.

Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in

half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them

release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50.

f you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this same

email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this

process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact

me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project.

I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines

nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact

me only through this email address. I do not want any direct link between

you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are

periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with

our Total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction

religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and

children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what

the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing

gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of

gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking

clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, send me

your response to enable us commence this line of discussion.



I await your response.

Wang Yan.So, FG.

Would you like to play a game?:D
koan
Posts: 16817
Joined: Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:00 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by koan »

What do you have in mind?
Richard Bell
Posts: 1228
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:56 am

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by Richard Bell »

JacksDad;637772 wrote: I recieved this at 9pm this evening. I can easliy set up a phony email address for us to play with.

This is an edited version of the spam. If anyone wants to play, I'll post the entire email and we can respond.:D

... I await your response.

Wang Yan.

So, FG.

Would you like to play a game?:D


Like the song says, "Everybody Wang Yan tonight !" :D

Give 'er !
User avatar
G-man
Posts: 4534
Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:13 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by G-man »

Ah... Michael Leydon from Chicago... that fella' is seemingly always involved in some scheme or scandal... somehow he never seems to get caught or is punished, though... :rolleyes:


Signature text removed at the request of a member.



Participate in The unOfficial Forum Garden Scavenger Hunt 2009!



User avatar
spot
Posts: 41655
Joined: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:19 pm
Location: Brigstowe

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by spot »

Only 8.35 million United States Dollars? What a cheapskate. I never tease spammers for less than a share of $30 million.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

I was thinking of it. Was trying to pick up the name of the millionaire for the new email address. Can use jessicafletcher@hotmail.com. Shall we do a combined one on him using this email address might be fun co-ordinating it from here. Hell we might as well do it for a few of the, waste their time and have a laugh :)
User avatar
JacksDad
Posts: 1985
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by JacksDad »

johnuk_69;679976 wrote: I was thinking of it. Was trying to pick up the name of the millionaire for the new email address. Can use jessicafletcher@hotmail.com. Shall we do a combined one on him using this email address might be fun co-ordinating it from here. Hell we might as well do it for a few of the, waste their time and have a laugh :)


That is exactly what I had in mind. Have a laugh. We could have a good time messing with this guy.

Shall I post the full email?:D
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

Have just sent an email:

I don't know what you are refering to..... blah blah He will email me back I am sure. Send me a PM and we will co-ordinate something together. Maybe start a whole load of time wasting for quite a few of these spammers. Have a few ideas in mind. Need discussion.
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

JacksDad;679979 wrote: That is exactly what I had in mind. Have a laugh. We could have a good time messing with this guy.

Shall I post the full email?:D




Have just sent an email:

I don't know what you are refering to..... blah blah He will email me back I am sure. Send me a PM and we will co-ordinate something together. Maybe start a whole load of time wasting for quite a few of these spammers. Have a few ideas in mind. Need discussion.
User avatar
minks
Posts: 26281
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:58 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by minks »

johnuk_69;680052 wrote: Have just sent an email:

I don't know what you are refering to..... blah blah He will email me back I am sure. Send me a PM and we will co-ordinate something together. Maybe start a whole load of time wasting for quite a few of these spammers. Have a few ideas in mind. Need discussion.


maybe I could ask ying yang for a date and check out the credentials "wink wink"
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

minks;680053 wrote: maybe I could ask ying yang for a date and check out the credentials "wink wink"


Probably need a microscope for it.....



The ciggy does make you butt look big :)
User avatar
minks
Posts: 26281
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:58 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by minks »

johnuk_69;680065 wrote: Probably need a microscope for it.....



The ciggy does make you butt look big :)


haha my butt is bigger than wangs chung :P
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

Ok,

Let's go for a challenge..... We have to get the spammer to do certin tasks and if he does we get certain points.. at the end of the year we tally the points..

100 points if he send us money

25 Points for a picture with a unique name held in front....

1 Point for being dumb (I think everyone of us will get this one)

etc



It is a competition so there has got to be a reward (other than wasting their time).. Or maybe that is enough....
User avatar
minks
Posts: 26281
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:58 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by minks »

johnuk_69;680069 wrote: Ok,

Let's go for a challenge..... We have to get the spammer to do certin tasks and if he does we get certain points.. at the end of the year we tally the points..

100 points if he send us money

25 Points for a picture with a unique name held in front....

1 Point for being dumb (I think everyone of us will get this one)

etc



It is a competition so there has got to be a reward (other than wasting their time).. Or maybe that is enough....


Let's ask for his banking information first see what he comes up with.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
User avatar
JacksDad
Posts: 1985
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by JacksDad »

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Our mark..... :D

(no subject) Inbox

from"wanyan@mho.com" hide details Jun 14 reply-tolejemic@yahoo.com.cndateJun 14, 2007 7:52 PMmailed-bymho.com





Good day,

I am a, staff of Private Banking Services at the Bank of China (BOC). I am

contacting you concerning our customer and, an investment placed under our

banks management 4 years ago.

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail

confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a

result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our investigation

and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you

with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

In 2003, the subject matter; ref: bb/boc/bank/0012 came to our bank to

engage in business discussions with our Private Banking Services

Department. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35

million United States Dollars, which he wished to have us turn over

(invest) on his behalf.

I was the officer assigned to his case; I made numerous suggestions in

line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the

Private Banking Services Department, especially given the volume of funds

he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any

investments being placed. I encouraged him to consider various growth

funds with prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to customers is

to start by assessing data on 6000 traditional stocks and bond managers

and 2000 managers of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we spun

the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our

first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this

point at over 10 million United States Dollars, this margin was not the

full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on

investments. In mid 2005, he asked that the money be liquidated because he

needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Europe. He

directed that I liquidate the funds and had it deposited with a firm. I

informed him that the bank would have to make special arrangements to have

this done and in order not to circumvent due process, the bank would have

to make a 9.5 % deduction from the funds to cater for banking and

statutory charges. He complained about the charges but later came around

when I explained to him the complexities of the task he was asking of us.

Cash movement across borders has become especially strict since the

incidents of 9/11. I contacted my affiliate in and had the funds

available. I undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his

precise instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited in a

security consultancy firm, the firm is a specialist private firm that

accepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chip

corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions that

need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization

is familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected

organizations. In line with instructions, the money was deposited . He

told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from

Norway later that week. This was the last communication we had, this

transpired around 9th October, 2005.

In January this year, we got a call from the security firm informing us

that the inactivity of that particular portfolio. This was an astounding

position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the

private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the deposit , and

I could not understand why he had not come forward to claim his deposit. I

made futile efforts to locate him I immediately passed the task of

locating him to the internal investigations department of the bank of

china. Four days later, information started to trickle in, apparently he

was dead. A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart

attack in Canne, South of France. We were soon enough able to identify the

body and cause of death was confirmed. The bank immediately launched an

investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the

situation and also to come forward to claim his estate. If you are

familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services

usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from

conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In

the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will

know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors

use numbers and codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank also gives

the choice to depositors of having their mail sent to them or held at the

bank itself, ensuring that there are no traces of the account and as I

said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking clients apart

from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases leave wills in

our care, in this case; he died intestate.

In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed

away, we instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who

should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past

months been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our

private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the

problem. The investigation did not ever yield any result My official

capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation

and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. This

leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing

situation is in relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the

deposit. According to practice, the firm will by the end of this financial

year broadcast a request for statements of claim to BOC, failing to

receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit back to

BOC. This will result in the money entering the BOC accounting system and

the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the Private Banking

Services Department. This will not happen if I have my way.

What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want

you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world

who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The

world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those

who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have

begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose.

There is US$ 8,370,000.00 deposited , I alone have the deposit details and

they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I

alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as BOC is

concerned, the transaction with our deceased customer concluded when I

sent the funds to the firm, all outstanding interactions in relation to

the file are just customer services and due process. They are simply

awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes

forward. This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money

trying to track this man's family; they have investigated for months and

have found no family. The investigation has come to an end.

My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to give instruction

for the release of the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation.

Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in

half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them

release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50.

I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would

have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the

deposit. I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within

a few days. I will simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file

relating to the customer I will then officially communicate with firm

and instruct them to release the deposit to you. With these two things:

all is done. The alternative would be for us to have firm direct the funds

to another bank with you as account holder. This way there will be no need

for you to think of receiving the money from the firm. We can fine-tune

this based on our interactions.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no

interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you

do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you,

delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my

career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this

but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable

situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and

what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you

to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this

move. Such opportunities only come ones' way once in a lifetime. I cannot

let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in total control of my

destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my

chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with

my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an

opportunity to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for

this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the

risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me

and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good

fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center

of relevance in my life. Let's share the blessing.

If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this same

email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this

process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact

me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project.

I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines

nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact

me only through this email address. I do not want any direct link between

you and me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are

periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with

our Total Quality Management Policy. Please observe this instruction

religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and

children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what

the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing

gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of

gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking

clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, send me

your response to enable us commence this line of discussion.



I await your response.

Wang Yan.
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

Sounds like game on.....

What are the rules?

Let's co-ordinte and bring each other in on the action. We could confuse the hell out of the scammers. I be the pron star then one of you be my agent who is also trying to scam me...... It would be a endless barrel of laughs....

I feel left out because I have no new scammers emailing me :(. I need A new one.... Anyone have anything worthy in mind for a good start?
johnuk_69
Posts: 7
Joined: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:08 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by johnuk_69 »

Fresh meat

Same idiot as above, why differenet email and letter. These guys need to get organised:



DETAILS

Friend,



Thank you very much for responding to my e-mail, I really appreciate your interest in regards to this transaction.



I want to quickly give you lighter on this transaction, a Middle East business man named Mr. Thabit Alwan made a deposit of Seventeen million three Hundred Thousand United State dollars with my bank for the past four years and he did not come forward to claim or withdraw his deposit that was strange to me. As the General Manager, I ordered notification to be sent to his address but got no reply until we got information that Mr.Thabit Alwan was among those that were killed by missile at Baghdad Al-Tarmia Al mishada village in April 2003.The fund is in my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year, I have been expecting his close relative to come for his money as the heir but nobody has come and I don't want this fund to be send to Taiwan reserve treasury. I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.

I got your email address while searching for trustworthy individual that will assist me in this regard, Hence I want to front you as the beneficiary of the fund of late Mr.Thabit Alwan and we shall share (in the ratio of 50/50). I have contacted a Taiwan base expertise lawyer that will prepare the legal papers that will back you up as the beneficiary to Mr.Thabit Alwan. If you are interested get back to me with any means of your identification (Driver License, working id or International passport),your full names, permanent residential address, occupation, age and phone/fax number so as to know who I am entrusting in this transaction.



As soon as I get these from you, my attorney to commence the paper work that will back up this transaction I hope you will understand why I need all these from you. I will attach my passport id to you after I have seen yours for your perusal and trust.

There is no risk involved at all in this matter. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Upon the successful completion of this transaction



Ensure that you keep this project confidential because of the nature of this transaction and my work.



Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Sincerely,

Huang Chi-Lin.

Mobile Number: +8821621000936



Ideas?
User avatar
JacksDad
Posts: 1985
Joined: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:00 pm

Anyone want to have fun with a Spammer?

Post by JacksDad »

I like yours much better. He sounds like a real winner.:wah:

How's this for a passport pic?

Post Reply

Return to “Computers Internet”