Ha,ha.ha

[maccat]

Man walks in the chemist and while getting served asks the assistant, How old do you think i am? Oh not a day over 50 comes the reply. No im 79 i am says the old gent proudly.

Next he walks in to the newsagent and again out comes the question. How old do you think i am? Let me guess 55 says the man behind the counter. No 79 i am says the old gent, smiling away.

Then in the food store he rattles out the same question, recieving the reply, i'd say your 48. No 79 i am he responds.

Now at the bus stop he asks an old lady, How old do you think i am? Suddenly she grabs him by the privates, cupping them in her hand she answers, Your 79 years old. That's amazing, you can tell my age by grabbing my privates like that?

No says the old woman, I was stood behind you in the chemist. :wah:

Come on guys and dolls any funny gags?