He looked a lot like Jackie Ping-Pong,
Drove the Bryson’s van,
TV hired from Redifusion,
Lived on chips and spam,
The only survivor,
Of the Dagmar Mason Gang
Picnic in Shilbottle,
His breath smelt of Giraffe,
Died in a care home,
Choked on a Kipper bone.
Picnic in Shilbottle.
(c) by David Cowie-Teacake, published by porkmice.co.uk