What's Next? The Fecal Diaries

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:26 pm

First it was CSI, a forensic lab team based in Las Vegas, using all the state of the art forensic lab equipment known to man in an attempt to solve crime. Not to be outdone, along comes CSI Miami, different lab investigators but still the same story line. And then, CSI New York. We can't let a hick town like Las Vegas or Miami show up the Big Apple. Hell, they are just as able and willing to disect tissue, smear and dilute blood and urine to find and put away the bad guys. People are fascinated with stuff like this. Autopsies, weighing and disecting organs. It's no doubt the same folks that watch NASCAR Racing for the accidents. AND TONIGHT????? I watched the new show "BONES". Yep, you guessed it. Now we have a anthropologist investigator picking over bones to solve crime. The crimes are so bad of course that the only thing left is bones.

In another attempt at one-upsmanship, I propose a new show. Let's call it "The Fecal Diaries" Crimes so bad that there are no bones, blood or tissue to be found. Just some feces. We could make a MICROBIOLOGIST the hero of the show. See him now as he picks his way though a pile of feces of unknown origin in attempt to solve an unknown crime.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:29 pm

What's Next? The Fecal Diaries

Yea baby ! Now you are catching on. Love it. LOVE IT !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:42 pm

magenta flame;661047 wrote: SO a whole series where the only evidence is of the victim shitting themselves?

HHmmm could work, could work.

It works here.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:57 pm

Lon;661042 wrote: First it was CSI, a forensic lab team based in Las Vegas, using all the state of the art forensic lab equipment known to man in an attempt to solve crime. Not to be outdone, along comes CSI Miami, different lab investigators but still the same story line. And then, CSI New York. We can't let a hick town like Las Vegas or Miami show up the Big Apple. Hell, they are just as able and willing to disect tissue, smear and dilute blood and urine to find and put away the bad guys. People are fascinated with stuff like this. Autopsies, weighing and disecting organs. It's no doubt the same folks that watch NASCAR Racing for the accidents. AND TONIGHT????? I watched the new show "BONES". Yep, you guessed it. Now we have a anthropologist investigator picking over bones to solve crime. The crimes are so bad of course that the only thing left is bones.

In another attempt at one-upsmanship, I propose a new show. Let's call it "The Fecal Diaries" Crimes so bad that there are no bones, blood or tissue to be found. Just some feces. We could make a MICROBIOLOGIST the hero of the show. See him now as he picks his way though a pile of feces of unknown origin in attempt to solve an unknown crime.

The anthropologists already have a leg up on the fecal diaries............let's call it dino dung!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:34 am

nvalleyvee;661065 wrote: The anthropologists already have a leg up on the fecal diaries............let's call it dino dung!

They need to keep a leg up from standing in all that dino dung.