Ok this is gross!! Deformed produce!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:50 pm

http://uliwestphal.110mb.com/mutatocollection/

I got a heebie-jeebie up my back like nobody's business when I saw this.

This stuff just freaks me OUT!!! No WAY would I touch any of this stuff!!!

Somebody please rub the heebie off me; it's crawling up.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:08 am

:wah::wah:Its just Vegetables Red:-3:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:20 am

But Kaza, they're freaky looking! Deformed! Ugly! I jumped outta my skin when I saw that freaky eggplant thing! It was like it could get me! I have another heebie now just thinking about it. *shudder* :wah: :-3

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:47 am

RedGlitter;679141 wrote: But Kaza, they're freaky looking! Deformed! Ugly! I jumped outta my skin when I saw that freaky eggplant thing! It was like it could get me! I have another heebie now just thinking about it. *shudder

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:50 am

heres some more for you :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:56 am

:wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:19 am

RedGlitter;679048 wrote: http://uliwestphal.110mb.com/mutatocollection/

I got a heebie-jeebie up my back like nobody's business when I saw this.

This stuff just freaks me OUT!!! No WAY would I touch any of this stuff!!!

Somebody please rub the heebie off me; it's crawling up.

I hate to think what ugly and deformed people must do to you if you let veggies freak you out.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:32 am

Don't quite see why they make you feel like that Red! This is the way vegetables can look if they are left to their own devices - not uniform 'perfect' ones that we see at the supermarket!!! Far more natural to have variations:wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:20 am

Lon;679165 wrote: I hate to think what ugly and deformed people must do to you if you let veggies freak you out.

Ah yes, more of that, let's see, what was it? I remember... GOADING.

Delightful, truly.

:rolleyes:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:35 am

valerie;679240 wrote: Ah yes, more of that, let's see, what was it? I remember... GOADING.

Delightful, truly.

:rolleyes:

Bug in the rectal orifice?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:45 am

I think I dated that "Gourd" once

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:02 pm

LOL I think its real interesting lol

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:46 pm

Lon;679165 wrote: I hate to think what ugly and deformed people must do to you if you let veggies freak you out.

Lon how'd you manage to draw such a corellation? We could learn a lot from your thought processes.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:53 pm

I must admit I thought it a reasonable curiosity.

Why on earth would those vegetable pics gross you out? And if they really warranted the quadruple exclamation points in the thread title how do you react to, say, a cleft palate?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:59 pm

You guys cannot be serious, can you? You actually don't find fkdup produce to be ugly? Creepy?

And you're trying to tell me that there's a parallel between gross vegetables and unfortunate people? Or you're running with Lon's crazy remark to get some board action?

Y'all must be freaks!

So I'll ask YOU...remember the Chinese guy with the extra working mouth at the top of his skull?

Ever been to those gore sites with the bottled anencephalic babies?

Seen any parasitic twins?

Do you find that stuff attractive?

"Well do ya, punks?" :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:04 pm

one of my friends as a teenager was born with a cleft palate. A hole in her face between her mouth and nose. She had a number of surgeries to fix it but it was never completely restored. Men can grow facial hair over the scarring and still be considered attractive but my friend was shunned and ridiculed for her looks until she became a heroine addict.

People who found her disgusting nearly destroyed her life.

Last I heard she somehow got through it all and is doing well in Toronto. I don't know for sure if it's true as she also had become a compulsive liar. She tried to get friends with wild tales of adventure. The stories were so good I didn't care if they were true.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:12 pm

My friend looked more like photo B when she was born.

No. I'm not just "stirring". I watched my friend suffer while everyone pretended that the way they treated her was reasonable and fair.

So, which do you find grosser? these photos or the eggplants?

Attached files

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:14 pm

I find uncorrected cleft palates ugly and scary looking. Who wouldn't, besides a doctor. But that doesn't mean you harangue the person who has one. A corrected CP is no big deal. Look at Joaquin Phoenix. Nobody's complaining about him. :rolleyes:

I really don't think I hurt the produces' feelings when I called it ugly.

I was born with a deformity myself. It was corrected and for years I was still conscious of it. Ashamed even. Now I don't care. When I see it on others before correction, it's not very attractive. So what? It's okay to say that.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:17 pm

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The Average cucumber is at least six inches long

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before you take one home

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in as Mrs Cucumber

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At a Drive-In you can stay in the front seat

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A Cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne film festival

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You only eat Cucumber when you feel like it

Cucumbers never need a round of applause

Cucumbers won't ask:

Am I the best

How was it

Did you cum, how many times

Cucumbers aren't jealous... of your gynecologist, ski instructor, or hair

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Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest, or drool on

the pillow

Cucumbers can stay up all night...and you don't have to sleep on a wet spot

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:20 pm

In answer to your question, I actually do not find f-ed up produce creepy.

Joaquin Phoenix did not have a cleft palate, according to Wikipedia, though Stacy Keach and Rita MacNeil did.

I am not saying that you should find human deformities attractive, I'm just saying that I found Lon's question reasonable. You rather proved his point.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:20 pm

koan;679474 wrote: My friend looked more like photo B when she was born.

No. I'm not just "stirring". I watched my friend suffer while everyone pretended that the way they treated her was reasonable and fair.

So, which do you find grosser? these photos or the eggplants?

Koan, help me to understand how my calling an ugly eggplant creepy and deformed- an EGGPLANT- made you think of your friend? If i had posted a picture of a deformed person and said "Hey Look How Ugly!" I would not be a very cool person. (Even though we've made fun of fat people and others here and few cared then) It wouldn't occur to me to do something like that.

I don't see that giving a person a hard time over their imperfections is "reasonable" or "fair" so I'm sure you're not poking me for insulting a deformed eggplant.

I find both gross. Monstrous even. I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't matter or it's attractive to have part of one's face split open. But the difference is that I would not say that to the person with the cleft palate (or anything else) because I have better sense and feelings.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:24 pm

koan;679480 wrote: In answer to your question, I actually do not find f-ed up produce creepy.

Joaquin Phoenix did not have a cleft palate, according to Wikipedia, though Stacy Keach and Rita MacNeil did.

I am not saying that you should find human deformities attractive, I'm just saying that I found Lon's question reasonable. You rather proved his point.

I don't know about what Wikipedia says, but I know what Joaquin said and I think he'd probably know.

I'm not sure Lon even had a point so I'm not sure what you think I proved.

Maybe you could let me know what you think that is.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:43 pm

RedGlitter;679463 wrote: Lon how'd you manage to draw such a corellation? We could learn a lot from your thought processes.

koan;679464 wrote: I must admit I thought it a reasonable curiosity.

Why on earth would those vegetable pics gross you out? And if they really warranted the quadruple exclamation points in the thread title how do you react to, say, a cleft palate?

RedGlitter;679481 wrote: Koan, help me to understand how my calling an ugly eggplant creepy and deformed- an EGGPLANT- made you think of your friend? If i had posted a picture of a deformed person and said "Hey Look How Ugly!" I would not be a very cool person. (Even though we've made fun of fat people and others here and few cared then) It wouldn't occur to me to do something like that.

I don't see that giving a person a hard time over their imperfections is "reasonable" or "fair" so I'm sure you're not poking me for insulting a deformed eggplant.

I find both gross. Monstrous even. I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't matter or it's attractive to have part of one's face split open. But the difference is that I would not say that to the person with the cleft palate (or anything else) because I have better sense and feelings.

I tried to just pick out the key moments that led to the discussion.

Lon asked a question.

Lon was attacked for asking the question.

I supported the thesis of the query, which is not hard to follow.

Nobody is worried about the eggplant's feeling but a few of us find it just as astonishing that vegetables sincerely gross you out as you find it astonishing that we see a correlation between the vegetables and some human deformities.

Why is this so hard to follow?

Now, back to disussions of produce?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:59 pm

koan;679486 wrote: I tried to just pick out the key moments that led to the discussion.

Lon asked a question.

Lon was attacked for asking the question.

A typical Lon statement with much presumption. Let's get that part straight. I know what the goal was and I didn't bite. Nobody attacked Lon. That's ridiculous. Several thought the statement (not an actual question even) was out of bounds as did I.

I supported the thesis of the query, which is not hard to follow.

Nobody is worried about the eggplant's feeling but a few of us find it just as astonishing that vegetables sincerely gross you out as you find it astonishing that we see a correlation between the vegetables and some human deformities.

I'm used to the first part. I have friends who think I'm crazy for freaking out around ugly plants and deformed produce. We just don't understand each other. Yet I have other friends who agree the stuff is horrible. It's nature run amok and She's not supposed to do that.

I'm not astonished exactly, but I am very perplexed as to why a thinking human would draw parallels between insulting deformed eggplants and insulting other human beings.

Why is this so hard to follow?

Koan, I must ask you the same thing. I want to say because it's far fetched but I don't want to be rude. Maybe we're just never going to understand each other on this one.

Now, back to disussions of produce?

I'm not sure there's much more to say. Is there?

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:22 pm

put it this way...

the thread was funny.

if you are serious about the vegetable freaking you out to the point of "heebie jeebies" then you'd probably have some issues dealing with human deformities face to face.

hahaha, Red... veggies freak you out... that's funny.

gee, Lon, you're right...

who cares?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:35 pm

Um...what the hell ever.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:36 pm

RedGlitter;679463 wrote: Lon how'd you manage to draw such a corellation? We could learn a lot from your thought processes.

It's a no brainer------------I can just imagine how you would react to meeting a person face to face with half their face eaten away with cancer.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:41 pm

RedGlitter;679466 wrote: You guys cannot be serious, can you? You actually don't find fkdup produce to be ugly? Creepy?

And you're trying to tell me that there's a parallel between gross vegetables and unfortunate people? Or you're running with Lon's crazy remark to get some board action?

Y'all must be freaks!

So I'll ask YOU...remember the Chinese guy with the extra working mouth at the top of his skull?

Ever been to those gore sites with the bottled anencephalic babies?

Seen any parasitic twins?

Do you find that stuff attractive?

"Well do ya, punks?" :wah:

I have been day to day with far worse Red, and no. I find nothing freaky about deformed veggies and would eat them gladly. I don't think about veggies as being either attractive or unattractive, just edible.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:52 pm

Lon;679506 wrote: It's a no brainer------------I can just imagine how you would react to meeting a person face to face with half their face eaten away with cancer.

Tell me I'm wrong.

You're wrong. Ridiculous. And presumptuous as all billy hell, Lon.

I'm thinking of what I have dealt with in my life and laughing my can off at you. Thank you for the laugh.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:53 pm

Let me get this right.

You have a prob with me because I have a prob with deformed vegetables.

Am I correct here? :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:04 pm

I thought they were cool, just now opened the thread for the first time...because of the title line said it was gross, I was hesitant, but curiosity got the best of me and I opened it, took a peek and wa-la...saw some really cool stuff, I wanted to see them all up close, but only the first like 8 or so would show large on the screen...thought it was awesome!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:06 pm

Of course you did!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:25 pm

RedGlitter;679517 wrote: Let me get this right.

You have a prob with me because I have a prob with deformed vegetables.

Am I correct here? :wah:

Boy are you sensitive--------I have no problem with you or anyone else. I just find it amazing (as some others do as well) that you find irregular shaped veggies gross (your words), and that they give you the heebie jeebies (your words). If something as simple a lumpy vegetables gives you the heebie jeebies I was curious to know if people with similar defects gives you the heebie jeebies or you find them gross. Seems like a very natural correlation to me. I did not accuse you of thinking or speaking ill of the handicapped or those with deformities. Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill as you tend to do with some of my responses to your posts.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:27 pm

RedGlitter;679488 wrote: I'm not astonished exactly, but I am very perplexed as to why a thinking human would draw parallels between insulting deformed eggplants and insulting other human beings.

She's disgusted by deformity But she has the compassion to separate a human from a plant.

This is what threw me!

RedGlitter;679488 wrote: It's nature run amok and She's not supposed to do that.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:58 pm

Lon;679530 wrote: Boy are you sensitive--------I have no problem with you or anyone else. I just find it amazing (as some others do as well) that you find irregular shaped veggies gross (your words), and that they give you the heebie jeebies (your words). If something as simple a lumpy vegetables gives you the heebie jeebies I was curious to know if people with similar defects gives you the heebie jeebies or you find them gross. Seems like a very natural correlation to me. I did not accuse you of thinking or speaking ill of the handicapped or those with deformities. Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill as you tend to do with some of my responses to your posts.

Perhaps it's something in how you put your posts across.

I still it's one of the silliest things I have ever heard on here. The idea that a funky vegetable would upset me in the same vein as a human deformity. Crazy.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:11 pm

almostfamous;679548 wrote: Well that certainly got everyone's attention :-3

oh ****! ohhhhhhhhhh ****!:wah:

***waves white flag****

can I come out now???:-3

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:15 pm

WHOOO!! I have never seen such a display of deformed veggies in my life. I kept thinking who the hell had all this time to collect them photograph them, and catalog them...:-3 What do you get paid to do a collection like this??? I'm in the wrong line of work. :wah::wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:22 pm

[quote=RedGlitter;679540]Perhaps it's something in how you put your posts across.

Or, perhaps the way you chose to interpret them.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:26 pm

CARLA;679553 wrote: WHOOO!! I have never seen such a display of deformed veggies in my life. I kept thinking who the hell had all this time to collect them photograph them, and catalog them...:-3 What do you get paid to do a collection like this??? I'm in the wrong line of work.

that definately is food for thought!!:wah::wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:30 pm

Lon;679558 wrote: [quote=RedGlitter;679540]Perhaps it's something in how you put your posts across.

Or, perhaps the way you chose to interpret them.

Come off it Lon. Start taking responsibility for the crap you say and how you say it. You have insulted every one of us, implied we were white trash and even called me inane and stupid and the FG Prima Donna; you have just posted a bunch of drivel talking about how you don't have to apologize for what you say, that you enjoy **** stirring and goading and everyone but a random few kissed your ass over it. I'm not buying it anymore.

I don't like the way you post nine out of ten times (as you have already come down on my posting style several times I'm sure it's mutual) and I'm tired of trying to be nice to you/get along with you. I don't know you and don't respect you therefore I don't care what you think about anything really. You can be a nice person when you try/want to be but this schtick you have going needs to be cashed in.

How about we just don't post in each other's threads anymore if we cannot get along? I'll do the same.

And I offer no apology either.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:33 am

Oh My God!!! this is mad!!!:-5:wah::wah: Those dam freaky vegggies are to blame :wah:

Honestly i thought it was just so funny that the freaky veg freaked out Red so much! But people are funny sometimes we cant help what freaks us out. But it didnt lead me in to deep thought about why, what else freaks her out etc. I just thought eee thats funny had a laugh about it with her and let it go. By the way i dont find either the veg or the baby pic in the least bit freaky ugly or scary, i couldnt find any baby ugly.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:44 am

Deformed clouds do it to me all the time.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:50 am

OMG you guys one persons ugly is anothers beauty get over it.

We all perceive things differently. SOOOOO WHAT!!!!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:53 am

Four leaf clovers do it to me also. I mean they are supposed to have three like the rest of them. It's like they have an extra leg or something.

I hate to let this thread die, It has given me too many laughs.:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:58 am

i shall call these plants jimbo plants

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:58 am

YZGI;679807 wrote: Four leaf clovers do it to me also. I mean they are supposed to have three like the rest of them. It's like they have an extra leg or something.

I hate to let this thread die, It has given me too many laughs.:wah:

^ gives me the heeby Jeebys :wah::-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:59 am

jimbo;679810 wrote:

i shall call these plants jimbo plants

gawd I read that first as Jimbo Pants oiy and thought Jimbo why are your pants deformed??

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:59 am

minks;679811 wrote: ^ gives me the heeby Jeebys :wah::-4
Hey!!!!:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:03 am

YZGI;679815 wrote: Hey!!!!:D

Oh in the nicest possible way of course

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:30 am

RedGlitter;679565 wrote: [quote=Lon;679558]

Come off it Lon. Start taking responsibility for the crap you say and how you say it. You have insulted every one of us, implied we were white trash and even called me inane and stupid and the FG Prima Donna; you have just posted a bunch of drivel talking about how you don't have to apologize for what you say, that you enjoy **** stirring and goading and everyone but a random few kissed your ass over it. I'm not buying it anymore.

I don't like the way you post nine out of ten times (as you have already come down on my posting style several times I'm sure it's mutual) and I'm tired of trying to be nice to you/get along with you. I don't know you and don't respect you therefore I don't care what you think about anything really. You can be a nice person when you try/want to be but this schtick you have going needs to be cashed in.

How about we just don't post in each other's threads anymore if we cannot get along? I'll do the same.

And I offer no apology either.

Tell ya what Red----I'll continue to respond and post to any threads that I like, including yours, if that irritates you, don't read it. I am a lovely and nice person, in fact, to know me is to love me.:wah: