Words Of Wisdom

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:02 pm

If you tend to pass out when drinking. Always drink where the floors are soft.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:06 pm

YZGI;690883 wrote: If you tend to pass out when drinking. Always drink where the floors are soft.

Further to that ................... being so drunk that closing your eyes whilst walking home 'cos it's dark and you can't see anyway will result in you falling on your face

(so says the voice of experience!)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:25 pm

Learn from your mistakes.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:58 pm

jimbo;690936 wrote: my dad never after me he still had more kids :wah::wah:

:wah: My dad said the same about us.....but I was the first of six.

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:01 pm

mine is just be kind and listen

PerfectAngel · Post by **PerfectAngel** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:49 pm

"Let a lying dog lye"......and I do! I've got one real, big, nasty junkyard "dog", that I just let lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie some more! Unfortunately, I HAVE to deal with him! I think to myself.......one day my friend.....YOU will have to answer to God for your actions......oneday! Are you going to LIE to him then too?

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:51 pm

live, love, laugh

don't eat yellow snow

don't play leapfrog with a unicorn

don't spit in a mans face unless his moustache is on fire.

Best advise I could come up with.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:55 pm

Live, love and laugh and if you can not do that, just pretend!