god this is so true
god this is so true
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
The rottie queen
god this is so true
neffy;703762 wrote: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 14 and 15!
Oh my God - it's ME :yh_rotfl
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 14 and 15!
Oh my God - it's ME :yh_rotfl
god this is so true
I txt the fam to see which shopping aisle they've got waylaid in?
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
god this is so true
Well I must say they all apply to me. :wah:
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
god this is so true
As for number 10...... I guess this is one of life's big struggles, for moi!!
Email v coffee.
I'm working on getting rich enough to employ a coffee making himbo type butler - so I can do both at once (and perv as well - multitasking).
:sneaky:
Email v coffee.
I'm working on getting rich enough to employ a coffee making himbo type butler - so I can do both at once (and perv as well - multitasking).
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
god this is so true
i ust admit i was laughing then i got to last bit and it said your now laughing to yourself:wah::wah:
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god this is so true
Very true :wah:
god this is so true
yep, so true! :wah:
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god this is so true
yup!
god this is so true
ahaha I am a text message fanatic so when I am at work and have to dial up 1-800-fedex when it gets to dialing the F I am hitting the button 3 times like I am scrolling throught the letters on the keypad like a text message...
And all the rest of those points there, yeah I am guilty :wah:
And all the rest of those points there, yeah I am guilty :wah:
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West