This is a thread to put your halloween jokes in.
What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel.
Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because her baby was coffin.
what kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
Halloween jokes.
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Tater Tazz
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Halloween jokes.
How do ghosts make love?
They put the willy's up each other :wah:
They put the willy's up each other :wah:
Halloween jokes.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
Because he had no body to go with!
Halloween jokes.
Coffin break... GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still like the Addams family joke when Morticia tells the kids to shut up and drink their soup before it clots.
I still like the Addams family joke when Morticia tells the kids to shut up and drink their soup before it clots.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"