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This is a thread to put your halloween jokes in.

What is a vampires favourite type of ship?

A blood vessel.



Why did the mummy call the doctor?



Because her baby was coffin.

what kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?

A dead end.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

How do ghosts make love?

They put the willy's up each other :wah:

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with!

Coffin break... GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still like the Addams family joke when Morticia tells the kids to shut up and drink their soup before it clots.