Eyes in the dark
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Eyes in the dark
Last night I couldnt sleep, ya know, the kind where it's 2:30am and you feel like crying because you are sooooo tired. Finally fell asleep, and awoke to a rustle of paperk, (I sleep on the floor )next to my head was a piece of paper I doodled my bills on, thought nothing of it,again, (we sleep with livingroom light on) I let my eyes adjust to the darkness and ever so slowly turned my head to see his eyes in the darkness looking at me, as I muffled a scream,so my son wouldnt think a man with a chainsaw was in my room, I ran to my sons room and said Travis, Travis wake up, no it's not time for school, there is a friggin mouse in my room so big it could throw you over his shoulder and carry you off, my guy all of 15 in boxers(starts young in men) took the broom into my room and a lil tiny mouse scurried into the living room, looked at me"big enough to throw me over his shoulder eh ma" That is not the one I saw with fangs and bad breath!!!! We spent 25 minutes chasing the bugger, into his hole,today it will be uzi and tazor time.
Eyes in the dark
Poor you!
Them king sized mice can be quite scary!
Them king sized mice can be quite scary!
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
Eyes in the dark
I almost peed myself laughing at this story. Sorry I have no fear of anything warm and furry, yes that includes tarantulas(too big to be scarey).
Now, bugs, freak me out and I will tell the exaggerated story of the 6ft hard backed bug that spits acid at you everytime you so much as breath near it to get some help to get rid of it.
LOLLLLLLLLL.
Now, bugs, freak me out and I will tell the exaggerated story of the 6ft hard backed bug that spits acid at you everytime you so much as breath near it to get some help to get rid of it.
LOLLLLLLLLL.
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Eyes in the dark
Wait, what about the hard acid spitting bug! Dont leave us hangin!!!!!:-6