Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack, tourist sleeps instead
AFP - Friday, October 19 04:39 amSYDNEY (AFP) - A tourist who was attacked by a crocodile while swimming in an Australian river was so drunk that he fell asleep at his campsite before going to hospital for treatment, a report said Friday.
Matt Martin was camping in an area of the northeastern state of Queensland known to be inhabited by crocodiles when he drank what he later described as "half a slab" -- or 12 cans of beer.
When he dived into the river at Cow Bay in the topical far north of the state, he landed on a crocodile.
After a brief wrestling match with the reptile, Martin emerged with gashes on his face requiring 40 stitches, The Australian newspaper reported.
Admitting his face was "pretty messed up" when he went back to his campsite, Martin, 35, from Newcastle city north of Sydney, then slept for seven hours before seeking medical help.
His injuries were so bad that when he finally did make it to hospital, he was holding a blanket to his face to stop the bleeding, the newspaper said.
Crocodiles inhabit most of the waterways in northern Australia and although attacks on humans are rare, they are potentially very dangerous and numbers have increased in recent years due to official protection after fears they might be wiped out by hunters.
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
what a dumba$$
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
Crikes! he must of been well drunk to not feel gashes that required 40 stitches! 
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
A few teensy weeensy scratches from wrassling a little bitty croc???!!! Like most Aussies, he probably does this before brekkie everyday (before clobbering a few sharks). Yer all a load of wusses...
:sneaky:
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
Why didn't the crock follow him back and finish him off? Reckon he was too far away for the crock to follow? 
You have to understand, here in the states, no animal leaves a job undone! :wah:
You have to understand, here in the states, no animal leaves a job undone! :wah:
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
911;710637 wrote: Why didn't the crock follow him back and finish him off? Reckon he was too far away for the crock to follow? 
You have to understand, here in the states, no animal leaves a job undone! :wah:
It was because he thought the guy was a 'sheila', so just let go saying 'non of that now matey'
You have to understand, here in the states, no animal leaves a job undone! :wah:
It was because he thought the guy was a 'sheila', so just let go saying 'non of that now matey'
Too drunk to go to hospital after croc attack(only in oz)
ThePheasant;710641 wrote: It was because he thought the guy was a 'sheila', so just let go saying 'non of that now matey' 
OOOOH! They got manners then! :wah:
OOOOH! They got manners then! :wah:
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West