Scouse Humour ~ Part 2

[Chezzie]

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.



This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the

British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some

Liverpudlian youngsters.



The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how

unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less

than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew

could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech

equipment.



It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management

team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an

advantage over every other team.



However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first

practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four

wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed,

re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a

bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

[Bryn Mawr]

:yh_rotfl

Good one :wah:

[Betty Boop]

:wah::wah::wah::wah: Too funny!