jimbo baggins a new story thread

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:06 pm

thought this could be fun anyone can post the next bit of the story

a tale from the (berk)shires jimbo baggins trip begins

he must travel to morondor where the evil focers live

who will go with him................

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:17 pm

these brave few will be known as the fellowship of the cap

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:22 pm

What is his quest?

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:25 pm

ThePheasant;725500 wrote: What is his quest?

to return that blasted un pinchable cap back to the fires of morondor where the soucerer ygziman rains

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:25 pm

Initiation into the fellowship of the cap involves listening to Jimbo Baggins's Jokes for 24 hours without let up, at present their are only 2 members, Jimbo himself and his right handycap man El cappuccino.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:31 pm

Chezzie;725504 wrote: Initiation into the fellowship of the cap involves listening to Jimbo Baggins's Jokes for 24 hours without let up, at present their are only 2 members, Jimbo himself and his right handycap man El cappuccino.

we must not fail for the innocents here

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:49 pm

The cap was instilled with the power to drive all humans completely insane by causing the wearer to speak in puns. Whosoever wears the cap must steel themselves against its powers. The cap was bestowed upon our poor jimbo baggins who has accepted the burden and fights daily against the inanity which fills his skull as a result.

The power of the cap lures and creates desire to own it in all those who enter its presence and so the companions of the cap must guard against each other on their quest.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:50 pm

But tales of old, tell horror stories of Sorcerer Ygziman - It is said that the Ygziman's kingdom is guarded by the 'cap-ulators' who have no morals and show now mercy.

It would take a brave team of FG'ers to take on this quest. What weapons will be provided - I can bring with me 6 smileys.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:50 pm

koan;725528 wrote: The cap was instilled with the power to drive all humans completely insane by causing the wearer to speak in puns. Whosoever wears the cap must steel themselves against its powers. The cap was bestowed upon our poor jimbo baggins who has accepted the burden and fights daily against the inanity which fills his skull as a result.

The power of the cap lures and creates desire to own it in all those who enter its presence and so the companions of the cap must guard against each other on their quest.

my precious nasty fat hobbit .......who said that

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:58 pm

So guarded with 6 smilies each, granted to them by the Elven King, Tombstone, they began their journey. koan, with a vulnerability to the hug smilie was given 5 smilies and shield.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:09 pm

To Jim Baggins I was bidden to say this:

Where now are the caps, El cappuccino, El cappuccino?

Why do thy kinsfolk wear bobble hats?

Near is the hour when the Lost caps should come forth,

And the F'G ers ride from the North.

But dark is the path appointed for thee:

The fellowship of the cap watch the road that leads to the place where the soucerer ygziman rains.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:11 pm

koan;725540 wrote: So guarded with 6 smilies each, granted to them by the Elven King, Tombstone, they began their journey. koan, with a vulnerability to the hug smilie was given 5 smilies and shield.

So the quest begins. These brave FGers will plough through the terrors of the Home Page. Each kingdom will contain horrors that many shall not survive. We shall start at 'forum rules' and our quest will not be completed until we reach 'regional discussions' where it is said the evil Sorcerer Yziman will be waiting.

Pheasy earns herself a special 'attachment', it's powers shall be revealed.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:21 pm

Is it too early for a standing ovation!

Brilliant!

Bravo! Bravo!

Ok. Carry on.

Please.

:D

Brilliant!

Sorry!

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:25 pm

we must brave the trolls and the spammers and head for the tunnels that will take us under the mountain of doom

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:34 pm

"Yes, yes," said Jimbo Baggins.

"All dead, all rotten. Trolls and Men and Orcs. The Cap decievers.

There was a great battle long ago, yes, so they told him

when Spot was young,

when I was young before the Precious came. It was a great battle.

Tall men with big hats, and terrible Elves, and Orcses shrieking.

They fought on the plain for days and months at the Introduction Gates.

But the members have grown since then, swallowed up the bandwidth,

always posting and creeping, posting and creeping.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:38 pm

Chezzie;725558 wrote: "Yes, yes," said Jimbo Baggins.

"All dead, all rotten. Trolls and Men and Orcs. The Cap decievers.

There was a great battle long ago, yes, so they told him

when Spot was young,

when I was young before the Precious came. It was a great battle.

Tall men with big hats, and terrible Elves, and Orcses shrieking.

They fought on the plain for days and months at the Introduction Gates.

But the members have grown since then, swallowed up the bandwidth,

always posting and creeping, posting and creeping.

:wah: Chezzie (good stuff)

'forum rules' held the first challenge for these brave crusades .....

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minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:38 pm

Alas brave venturers, you are not alone for deep in the woods, far beyond the trodden weeds, past the native fruits and nuts, awaits a smattering of suspected evil doers. They expel an unseen force, a field of something evil, and foreboding......

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:39 pm

Chezzie;725558 wrote: "Yes, yes," said Jimbo Baggins.

"All dead, all rotten. Trolls and Men and Orcs. The Cap decievers.

There was a great battle long ago, yes, so they told him

when Spot was young,

when I was young before the Precious came. It was a great battle.

Tall men with big hats, and terrible Elves, and Orcses shrieking.

They fought on the plain for days and months at the Introduction Gates.

But the members have grown since then, swallowed up the bandwidth,

always posting and creeping, posting and creeping.

but the evil would not die festering deep in the dark where the warmth of the sun could not reach ...............waitin for the day man would betray them selfs

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:46 pm

Jimbo Baggins: "I wish the cap had never come to me. I wish I wasnt bald and none of this had happened." Why am I not funny? Where are my minions???

El cappuccino : "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the cap that is given to us."

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:46 pm

Like Feral meerkats, they lurked in the dark, watching, waiting, plotting. They communicated with clicks and churps, sounds similar to the tap tap tap of a rampant keyboard, click, clack, plat.... . The lead vermin stood tall peering over the vegitation, surveying the happing travellers, a wee smirk creased her pretty face. They won't get far before trouble befalls them she thought pleasingly to herself. We wont let them pass easily.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:48 pm

The wireless mouse creeps by watching.........................

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:48 pm

Chezzie;725569 wrote: Jimbo Baggins: "I wish the cap had never come to me. I wish I wasnt bald and none of this had happened." Why am I not funny? Where are my minions???

El cappuccino : "So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the cap that is given to us."

it must be destoyed before the forces of evil grow too strong to be contained

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:50 pm

Pheasy decides she needs to put on her armor .... ready for battle.

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:53 pm

"mmmm wireless mice, they can work for us I am certian" purrs the evil sorcerer minks.

She leaps from the tangled underbrush and scoops up the softly humming device, "come with me my pretty I have an offer to make you"

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:53 pm

minks;725570 wrote: Like Feral meerkats, they lurked in the dark, watching, waiting, plotting. They communicated with clicks and churps, sounds similar to the tap tap tap of a rampant keyboard, click, clack, plat.... . The lead vermin stood tall peering over the vegitation, surveying the happing travellers, a wee smirk creased her pretty face. They won't get far before trouble befalls them she thought pleasingly to herself. We wont let them pass easily.

but what is her true name the one that was lost deep in the dark

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:54 pm

minks;725578 wrote: "mmmm wireless mice, they can work for us I am certian" purrs the evil sorcerer minks.

She leaps from the tangled underbrush and scoops up the softly humming device, "come with me my pretty I have an offer to make you"

she wants the precious for her self to rule man

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:55 pm

el guapo;725579 wrote: but what is her true name the one that was lost deep in the dark

Minksinstein but minks for short will do thank you.... Minks the evil sorcerer of forums gone by. The seer of all that lurks behind the scenes.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:56 pm

Koan: "Oh, come on, we can take them!"

Pheasy: "It's a long way."

Jimbo Baggins: "......toss me."

Koan: "What?"

Jimbo Baggins: "I can not jump the distance, you have to toss me.....oh, don't tell the SuzyB."

Koan: "You have my word."

El Cappuccinio: "Now for wrath...now for Carol...and the friends of Carol!"

Nomad: "Give up the Cap, Baldie-elf."

Pheasy: "If you want the cap, come and claim it."

Nomad: "Nin o Chithaeglir lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinin dan in Ulaer!" Translated: "Waters of the Misty Mountains listen to the great word; flow waters of Loudwater against the Ringwraiths!"-Thanks Minks!

Koan: "Ygziman' will come."

El Cappuccino: "Jimbo? Where was Ygziman when the breast thread was resurrected? Where was Ygziman when the trolls closed in around us yesterday?

-

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:57 pm

minks;725578 wrote: "mmmm wireless mice, they can work for us I am certian" purrs the evil sorcerer minks.

She leaps from the tangled underbrush and scoops up the softly humming device, "come with me my pretty I have an offer to make you"

:yh_giggle:yh_giggle I love your alternatives to violence there Minksey

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:01 pm

ThePheasant;725584 wrote: :yh_giggle:yh_giggle I love your alternatives to violence there Minksey

"a voice, I hear a strange plaintive voice, its familiar, I recognize it..." with a whirl of wind and breath of frost she transforms into a non-descript human and steps out from the foliage....

"eggman is that you" she calls out to the armoured one commonly known as pheasy.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:14 pm

jimbo;725590 wrote: jimbo baggins

wears a cunning disguise :sneaky::sneaky:

did the elvin queens make that cunning disguise for you

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:19 pm

el guapo;725592 wrote: did the elvin queens make that cunning disguise for you

he just thinks he's cunning, we actually brainwashed him to believe foolishness is next to cunningness

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:27 pm

minks;725596 wrote: he just thinks he's cunning, we actually brainwashed him to believe foolishness is next to cunningness

it that dam evil cap .............look what it has done to the nasty hobbit no no i mean me dear friend jimbo baggins

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:28 pm

el guapo;725603 wrote: it that dam evil cap .............look what it has done to the nasty hobbit no no i mean me dear friend jimbo baggins
:sneaky: it serves him right.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:31 pm

minks;725604 wrote: :sneaky: it serves him right.

the cap serves only one master evil

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:34 pm

el guapo;725608 wrote: the cap serves only one master evil

like a delicate flower the girl devil strokes el cappachino's cheek and whispers "jealousy does not suit you young man" and in breath she vanishes leaving the dubious el cappachino yearning.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:37 pm

minks;725611 wrote: like a delicate flower the girl devil strokes el cappachino's cheek and whispers "jealousy does not suit you young man" and in breath she vanishes leaving the dubious el cappachino yearning.

why cant i have the precious for just a while ..that hobbit wants it for himself

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:18 pm

Is it Pantomime season already?

:D

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:11 pm

jimbo;725644 wrote: i think so mate that ref today started the season off early ,we wuz robbed:-5

... whats 9 inches long ,red and hangs in front of a c**t

steve mclarens england tie

.....

No! Ya see mate, I say is it Pantomime season? Then you say yes/no whichever...Then I come back with..........Oh yes/no it is! See?

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:23 pm

Jammy bubble blowin' tossers!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:00 pm

And so hath JImbobaggins tried to waylay the thread by mentionioning the forbidden word. "Pantomime"..........nay! Nay...I say!

Alongeth-for the rideth shall mount her mighty steed and brandish the sword of silver and command all to follow her into the light of salvation. As she begins to gallop off into the horizaon, she turns to Jimbobaggin and implores him, " Destroy that impervious wig and place back upon your head the cap...the precious!"

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:14 am

so the fellowship was born there cause was just.

the journey ahead would test the chosen few .

jimbo baggins armed only with his silver sword to protect the precious

but as the fellowship set off one amoung had already felt the power of the cap

and wanted that power for him self not for evil but for good.

the cap suduces man to entrap mankind the cap can only bring evil damnation on the world