Teacher, Boy and Principal

[Chezzie]

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam [Age 28] was

having trouble with one of her students the teacher

asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm

too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I

should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's

office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the

teacher explained to the principal what the situation

was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the

boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his

questions he was to go back to the first-grade and

behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained

to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal

thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks

at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the

third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my

own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy

both agreed.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I

have only two of?

Boy: Legs.

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I

do not have?"

Boy: Pockets.

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is

hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish

liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out

soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he

could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman

does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he

could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of

questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me

down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me

when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and

took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I

drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I

come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'

that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'

& if you don't get it you have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's

longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't

use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're

married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has

muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is

responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to

the teacher, "Send this Boy to IIM , I got

the last ten questions wrong myself!"

[hamid eddin]

:yh_rotfl

very interesting

:wah:

thank you for putting a big smile on my face

:)

[kayleneaussie]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl My hubby just came out to see what I was laughing about.

[Chezzie]

hamid eddin;733414 wrote: :yh_rotfl

very interesting

:wah:

thank you for putting a big smile on my face

:)


Your welcome:-6