The Wonders Of Men..........lol

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:40 am

Tell me girls...........do you think this is true:wah:;)

Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you

can walk all over them for years.

Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't

generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up

all night.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough

memory.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's

about it.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are

usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the

ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the

table.

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion:rolleyes:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:43 am

Carolly;735236 wrote: Tell me girls...........do you think this is true:wah:;)

Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you

can walk all over them for years.

Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't

generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up

all night.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough

memory.Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's

about it.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are

usually wrong.Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the

ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the

table.

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion:rolleyes:

ones I highlighted are true for me lol

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:45 am

Chezzie;735240 wrote: ones I highlighted are true for me lol

Bit worried about this one babe:wah:

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long they'll last;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:47 am

well yeah Carolly.......maybe that one dont totally apply to me as I know how many inches of snow im gonna receive cos I been receiving it regular for 19 years lol......But the coming and lasting can vary....depends on the climate:D:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:51 am

Chezzie;735243 wrote: well yeah Carolly.......maybe that one dont totally apply to me as I know how many inches of snow im gonna receive cos I been receiving it regular for 19 years lol......But the coming and lasting can vary....depends on the climate:D:wah:
Well lets hope "it" dont shrival up when its cold:yh_rotfl mind you at least you wont have that problem then!!!:wa;)h:;)

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:11 am

Carolly;735236 wrote: Tell me girls...........do you think this is true:wah:;)

Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you

can walk all over them for years.

Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't

generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up

all night.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough

memory.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's

about it.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are

usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the

ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the

table.

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion:rolleyes:

I highlighted the ones that DON'T apply to me :wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:18 am

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:05 am

I sure the whole list has applied to me at one time or another.

Men, can't live with 'em - can't play mind games without 'em.

Patsy

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:52 am

Hmm.

The first one applies to women more than men.

I think I'll make my own list.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:58 am

KB.;735486 wrote: Hmm.

The first one applies to women more than men.

I think I'll make my own list.

I dont agree, most men think with their weenie...I know if I want something, if i put out more than usual and add a few extras, I get ALL that I want lol...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:59 am

Chezzie;735490 wrote: I dont agree, most men think with their weenie...I know if I want something, if i put out more than usual and add a few extras, I get ALL that I want lol...

I dont walk all over him though, that aint nice, just he gets what he wants and I get double lol

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:13 am

Most men don't think with their "weenies". It is a conversation between two heads; sometimes one wins sometimes the other does. Just because most men you have dealt with do is not the rest of our fault. I know that most women never forget their "first" though. I wish I could forget mine.

Most women will pass up a perfectly good man for the one that isn't worth a damn so they can try and fix him. Hahahahaha. Suckers.

Most women no matter how beautiful they are think they could be better, or that they aren't at all because of the aforementioned type of man.

Most women think that they hold a secret power between their legs and most men let them think that because we know you will eventually try and use it on us.

Most women underestimate the perception, intelligence, and creativity of the average male, and frankly we get tired of trying to show you otherwise because we know you are still going to lay us like tile.

Most women are like cats, they leave hair every where, purr when they want something, rub against you when they really want something, and then walk away

Most women think they are the superior sex, mature faster, and are smarter, yet they will spend every ounce of energy they have trying to hold onto something worthless. Then they cry about it.

Women are confused for the most part and in turn confuse us.

Most women...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:45 am

KB.;735498 wrote: Most men don't think with their "weenies". It is a conversation between two heads; sometimes one wins sometimes the other does. Just because most men you have dealt with do is not the rest of our fault. I know that most women never forget their "first" though. I wish I could forget mine.

Most women will pass up a perfectly good man for the one that isn't worth a damn so they can try and fix him. Hahahahaha. Suckers.

Most women no matter how beautiful they are think they could be better, or that they aren't at all because of the aforementioned type of man.

Most women think that they hold a secret power between their legs and most men let them think that because we know you will eventually try and use it on us.

Most women underestimate the perception, intelligence, and creativity of the average male, and frankly we get tired of trying to show you otherwise because we know you are still going to lay us like tile.

Most women are like cats, they leave hair every where, purr when they want something, rub against you when they really want something, and then walk away

Most women think they are the superior sex, mature faster, and are smarter, yet they will spend every ounce of energy they have trying to hold onto something worthless. Then they cry about it.

Women are confused for the most part and in turn confuse us.

Most women...

nah, dont apply to me, only slept with one man and im still with him:-4:-4:-4

I only agree on the Women are confused for the most part and in turn confuse us. cos thats me all over and I do admit it.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:53 pm

kinks;735301 wrote: I highlighted the ones that DON'T apply to me :wah:what can I say babe!!!!;):wah::rolleyes:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:23 pm

KB.;735498 wrote: Most men don't think with their "weenies". It is a conversation between two heads; sometimes one wins sometimes the other does. Just because most men you have dealt with do is not the rest of our fault. I know that most women never forget their "first" though. I wish I could forget mine.

Most women will pass up a perfectly good man for the one that isn't worth a damn so they can try and fix him. Hahahahaha. Suckers.

Most women no matter how beautiful they are think they could be better, or that they aren't at all because of the aforementioned type of man.

Most women think that they hold a secret power between their legs and most men let them think that because we know you will eventually try and use it on us.

Most women underestimate the perception, intelligence, and creativity of the average male, and frankly we get tired of trying to show you otherwise because we know you are still going to lay us like tile.

Most women are like cats, they leave hair every where, purr when they want something, rub against you when they really want something, and then walk away

Most women think they are the superior sex, mature faster, and are smarter, yet they will spend every ounce of energy they have trying to hold onto something worthless. Then they cry about it.

Women are confused for the most part and in turn confuse us.

Most women...Oh baby you got us all wrong............you see the thing is.....you lot have us but us poor creatures only have you...not a very fair deal is it:rolleyes::wah:;)

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:32 pm

Carolly;735695 wrote: ...not a very fair deal is it:rolleyes::wah:;)

Not for us poor males anyway............

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:49 pm

Carolly;735236 wrote: Tell me girls...........do you think this is true:wah:;)

Men are like.....Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you

can walk all over them for years.

Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't

generate much interest.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up

all night.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough

memory.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's

about it.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are

usually wrong.

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the

ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the

table.

Men are like.....Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how

many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.

Men are like.....Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion:rolleyes:

SO TRUE :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:03 am

Chookie;735774 wrote: Not for us poor males anyway............You have it made and you know it!:rolleyes:;)