Defending the Fruitcake

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:25 am

I have just read the Fruitcake thread, and am feeling very sorry for the fruitcake.

In fact I reported at least 6 posts in that thread!! How could you all be so mean to the fruitcake! How do you think it feels now ...... DOOR STOP !! Thats disgusting. Where is a moderator when you need one? And why did they ignore my defense of the fruitcake!

The fruitcake has done nothing but be warm and fruity. Come on guys where's your Christmas spirit! This is fruitcakes time of year - how could you!!

I think you should all apologies to the fruitcake, specially all the mods who did not protect it in it's time of need.

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:28 am

lemon ponders fruitcake flavoured icecream............

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:36 am

Pheasey is getting all sentimental over her fruit cake :wah:

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:41 am

Aaaaaaaaaa....

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:51 am

lemon_and_mint;736897 wrote: lemon ponders fruitcake flavoured icecream............

But comes to the conclusion that as she dislikes the friutcake sponge, and hates currants, she should just take all the cherries out and use those..........

Snooze · Post by **Snooze** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:54 am

Fruitcake, to be any good at all, must be rum soaked. :yh_drool

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:55 am

hummmmmmmmmmmm, fruitcake(me is thinking of certain people)!!!!Ha Ha,

Fruitcake, naw never touch the stuff:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:09 am

Fruitcakes

--spoken:

You know I was talking to my friend desdemona the other day she

Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown. she told

Me that human beings are flawed individuals. the cosmic bakers

Took us out of the oven a little too early. and thats the

Reason were as crazy as we are and I believe it.

Take for example when you go to the movies these days, you know.

They try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered

Down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I dont want it.

I dont want that much organziation in my life.

I dont want other people thinking for me.

I want my junior mints. where did the junior mints go in the

Movies. I dont want a 12 lb. nestles crunch for 25 dollars. i

Want junior mints.

We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers!

We need people that care! Im mad as hell! and I dont want to

Take it anymore!

Chorus:

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)

Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)

Struttin naked through the crosswalk

In the middle of the week

Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)

Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)

Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise, lost and found

Paradise, take a look around

I was out in california where I hear they have it all

They got riots, fires, mud slides

Theyve got sushi in the mall

Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust

Shake and bake life with the quake

The secrets in the crust

Chorus:

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)

Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)

Struttin naked through the crosswalk

In the middle of the week

Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)

Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)

Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:

Speakin of fruitcakes, how bout the government?

Your tax dollars at work.

We lost our martian rocket ship

The high paid spokesman said

Looks like that silly rocket ship

Has lost its cone shaped head

We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at mars

I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars

Chorus:

Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the galaxy)

Fuitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the earth)

Struttin naked towards eternity

Weve been that way since birth

Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)

Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)

Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:

Religion! religion! oh, theres a thin line between saturday

Night and sunday morning. here we go now.

Alright, alter boys.

Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa

Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa

Wheres the church, who took the steeple

Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people

Television preachers with bad hair and dimples

The gods honest truth is its not that simple

Its the buddhist in you, its the pagan in me

Its the muslim in him, shes catholic aint she?

Its the born again look its the wasp and the jew

Tell me whats goin on, I aint gotta clue

--spoken:Now here comes the big ones. relationships! we all got em, we

All want em. what do we do with em?

Here we go, Ill tell ya.

She said you gotta do your fair share

Now cough up half the rent

I treat my body like a temple

You treat yours like a tent

But the right word at the right time

May get me a little hug

Thats the difference between lightning

And a harmless lightnin bug

Chorus:

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)

Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)

Struttin naked through the crosswalk

In the middle of the week

Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)

Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)

Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:

The future. captains log, stardate two thousand and something.

Were seven years from the millenium

Thats a science fiction fact

Stanley kubrick and his buddy hal

Now dont look that abstract

So Ill put on my bob marley tape

And practice what I preach

Get jah lost in the reggae mon

As I walk along the beach

Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way

Its a jungle out there kiddies

Have a very fruitful day

Hey.

Chorus:

Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)

Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)

Struttin naked through the crosswalk

In the middle of the week

Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)

Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)

Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:

Thats right, you too. yeah those crumbs are spread all around

This universe. Ive seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in santa

Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. down in new

Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot

Believe. new york, forget it. fruitcake city. down island, weve got

Fruitcakes. spread them crumbs around. thats right, we want

em around. keep bakin baby. keep bakin.

Here you go Pheasy, you can sing that when you go on your Fruitcake March:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:33 am

mikeinie;736899 wrote: Aaaaaaaaaa....

Is this one of those pics that you are supposed to find the Popes face?

(an old Saturday Night Live joke)

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:38 am

along-for-the-ride;736945 wrote: Is this one of those pics that you are supposed to find the Popes face?

(an old Saturday Night Live joke)

Oh my God, I remember that!!

Remember Pope on a Rope? Fr Guido Sarducci

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:52 am

mikeinie;736948 wrote: Oh my God, I remember that!!

Remember Pope on a Rope? Fr Guido Sarducci

:wah: That was a good show with alot of funny moments.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:55 am

Virgin Mary on Toast on eBay!

The Lord may move in mysterious ways but his mother, it is claimed, has chosen a rather ordinary piece of cheese on toast to make herself known to the world!

Diana Duyser screamed and almost fainted as she chomped into a grilled cheese sandwich 10 years ago because she saw the face of the Virgin Mary staring back at her

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along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:01 am

Uh-oh. Do you think the Pheasant will be mad with us? Are we still making fun of the fruitcake?:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:05 am

along-for-the-ride;736963 wrote: Uh-oh. Do you think the Pheasant will be mad with us? Are we still making fun of the fruitcake?:wah:

cripes I went off toast..opps I mean off topic too :wah::wah::wah:

Well currantly im raisin some looks so best go look glace'y eyed and fruity hah hah

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:17 am

How do you know when someone has overdosed on donuts?

Thier eyes get glazed............

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:35 am

lemon_and_mint;736970 wrote: How do you know when someone has overdosed on donuts?

Thier eyes get glazed............

thats doughtful to happen to me :wah:

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:47 am

Pheas

You didn't like my Football idea for Fruitcake?

What are the other uses door stop - football - ??

You really don't eat that stuff do you?

Patsy

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:26 am

Pheasy, thank you for vindicating the lovable fruitcake!!

It tries so hard!!

grh · Post by **grh** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:38 am

Indian Princess;736908 wrote: hummmmmmmmmmmm, fruitcake(me is thinking of certain people)!!!!Ha Ha,

Fruitcake, naw never touch the stuff:wah:

I'm pretty sure that when one uses the term 'fruitcake' while describing someone else, the implication is that they were not quite put together right, are not quite to anyones taste and in fact are really a waste of ones time..

It's nice to see that 'fruitcake' has finally been put to good use!:D

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:44 pm

Sooooooo I go out for the day....and SOME of you derailed my thread. I shall be reporting those involved!!

Excuse me moderators, there are a few here who need sorting out !!!

I'm with you fruitcake - just ignore them :-4:-4:-4

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:09 pm

mikeinie;736899 wrote: Aaaaaaaaaa....

I couldn't understand why some of you were getting all bent out of shape, about fruitcake! Now I can see, it's not fruitcake at all...It's some re-constituted cr*p!

That is not fruitcake. It's an approximation of one.....What the hell is all that gunk in there? Get some REAL Fruitcake FGS!!!...

minks · Post by **minks** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:27 pm

ummm I thought this thread was about nomad...

meh same diff :-6:-4

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