Words of Wisdom

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:58 am

What would you suggest for #20?

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important, because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

13. Think about this ... No one ever says, "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos that look horrible? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a big "BMW", than in a Yugo.

19. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:28 am

If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone in mind to blame.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:54 am

character is how you act when no one is watching. :-6

shabbychic · Post by **shabbychic** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:33 am

you cat have the best of everything

make the best of everything you have

kanja90 · Post by **kanja90** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:44 am

There are three types of people in this life. 1. Those that make things happen 2. Those that watch things happen. 3. Those that wonder what happened.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:56 am

On every thorn, delightful wisdom grows, In every rill a sweet instruction flows.