Man Who Mailed Cow's Head To Wife's Lover Sentenced
POSTED: 10:22 am PST January 9, 2008
NORRISTOWN, Pennsylvania -- A Pennsylvania man who mailed a severed cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.
Jason Michael Fife's lawyer Henry Hilles says his client -- quote -- "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
Authorities northwest of Philadelphia arrested Fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between May and September 2006.
In June of that year, the victim received a package containing a cow's head.
Police say the 31-year-old got the cow's head from a butcher's shop, claiming he wanted the dried skull for decoration.
Police say instead, he mailed the head frozen, so as not to alert parcel carriers to the contents.
The box became bloody after sitting on the victim's doorstep on a warm day.
Court documents show police traced the package and e-mails to Fife.
Hilles admits Fife did step over the line, but his frustration is understandable, given that the victim was carrying on an affair with his wife.
Hilles says Fife and his wife have since reconciled.
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Ok, so whats the oddest thing you've sent through the post ????
Man mailed Cows head to wife's lover
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Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Man mailed Cows head to wife's lover
human poo 
I work for cervical screening and breast screening and our NHS trust has just started a bowel screening programme. Peeps who are eligible will get their own bowel screening pack delivered to via post. Inside will be your kit and a return post envelope..
You have to collect 3 samples of poo and place them in the cardboard thing, after using a stick to gather your sample
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The samples can be from any of your bowel motions within a 10-day period but have to be dated.
They are then sent in to the lab for processing..........IM NOT GOING TO BE OPENING THAT POST...NO WAY lol....
One bloke sent his dogs poo instead of his own
Another wrote **** inside all over the envelope...
Serious stuff and ingenious as it can save lifes and maybe peeps would prefer to collect their own that go and have to have it done at a gp or hospital. I just dont wanna be swapped to bowel screening, id rather stay where I am lol.
I work for cervical screening and breast screening and our NHS trust has just started a bowel screening programme. Peeps who are eligible will get their own bowel screening pack delivered to via post. Inside will be your kit and a return post envelope..
You have to collect 3 samples of poo and place them in the cardboard thing, after using a stick to gather your sample
.The samples can be from any of your bowel motions within a 10-day period but have to be dated.
They are then sent in to the lab for processing..........IM NOT GOING TO BE OPENING THAT POST...NO WAY lol....
One bloke sent his dogs poo instead of his own
Another wrote **** inside all over the envelope...
Serious stuff and ingenious as it can save lifes and maybe peeps would prefer to collect their own that go and have to have it done at a gp or hospital. I just dont wanna be swapped to bowel screening, id rather stay where I am lol.
Man mailed Cows head to wife's lover
I love the quote
"understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
That must have been an interesting day in court. There is nowt queer as folk is there?
"understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
That must have been an interesting day in court. There is nowt queer as folk is there?
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Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Man mailed Cows head to wife's lover
I don't get what was illegal here. Perhaps the container? But I get all sorts of crap in the mail that I don't ask to get.
I would have loved to have been on the jury for this one.:wah:
I would have loved to have been on the jury for this one.:wah:
Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
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she could have made barbacoa! :yh_idea :wah: :-6
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My insane daddyo once sent me a package of rotten meat. APPARENTLY, I mad him mad.
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MAILED!!!
I avoided reading the thread because i misread it as NAILED!!!!
I couldn't believe the depravity, especially if it was a live cow!!!
:wah::wah:laughing at self.
I avoided reading the thread because i misread it as NAILED!!!!
I couldn't believe the depravity, especially if it was a live cow!!!
:wah::wah:laughing at self.
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Chezzie;756717 wrote: human poo
You have to collect 3 samples of poo and place them in the cardboard thing, after using a stick to gather your sample.
EWW! Haha!! I'm sorry, but I just pictured a guy with a twig. I sincerely feel bad for staff who have to deal with human waste products. I loathe leaving samples and I always come out of the john with my little cup artfully wrapped in about 20 paper towels for modesty's sake. I feel very bad for those people. I hope that doesn't happen to you, Chezzie.
Galbally;756726 wrote: I love the quote
"understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
That must have been an interesting day in court. There is nowt queer as folk is there?
Hee! I thought the same thing, Galbally. It was so deadpan and dry!
antirrhinum;756744 wrote: "Ok, so whats the oddest thing you've sent through the post ????"
A banana.
Name and address written on the skin, 1st class stamp stuck on.
It was delivered next day!
Wow- I thought that was just something people said, I didn't know it worked. I once read about a guy trying to send a toilet seat that way.
HI LOVELIGHT!!
lemon_and_mint;756916 wrote: MAILED!!!
I avoided reading the thread because i misread it as NAILED!!!!
I couldn't believe the depravity, especially if it was a live cow!!!
:wah:laughing at self.
:wah:
You have to collect 3 samples of poo and place them in the cardboard thing, after using a stick to gather your sample
.EWW! Haha!! I'm sorry, but I just pictured a guy with a twig.
I sincerely feel bad for staff who have to deal with human waste products. I loathe leaving samples and I always come out of the john with my little cup artfully wrapped in about 20 paper towels for modesty's sake. I feel very bad for those people. I hope that doesn't happen to you, Chezzie. Galbally;756726 wrote: I love the quote
"understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody."
That must have been an interesting day in court. There is nowt queer as folk is there?
Hee! I thought the same thing, Galbally. It was so deadpan and dry!
antirrhinum;756744 wrote: "Ok, so whats the oddest thing you've sent through the post ????"
A banana.
Name and address written on the skin, 1st class stamp stuck on.
It was delivered next day!
Wow- I thought that was just something people said, I didn't know it worked. I once read about a guy trying to send a toilet seat that way.
HI LOVELIGHT!!
lemon_and_mint;756916 wrote: MAILED!!!
I avoided reading the thread because i misread it as NAILED!!!!
I couldn't believe the depravity, especially if it was a live cow!!!
:wah:laughing at self.
:wah: