Ass-U-me

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:59 pm

Florrie wrote: Sally went to the store and was inside 5 minutes. Returning to her car she noticed a motercycle cop writing a parking ticket. She approached and said "come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

Cop ignored her and continued writing. She shouldn't have done it!!....... :-5

She called him a 'pencil-necked nazi'. He glared and started writing another ticket for worn tyres. :sneaky:

So she called him a piece of 'horse poo' as he added a 2nd ticket alongside 1st on the windshield.

Agast, she couldn't keep her mouth shut,

....and he continued writing tickets.

By the 6th one, an amused onlooker told her to 'button it' and drive away before she talked herself into bankruptcy.

But Sal didn't care her car was parked around the corner. :driving:

It's real funny for Sally but how about the person that got the tickets and has to pay for her jocularity? I'm hoping that this is a fictional incident. If it isn't, then she should own up to being a jerk.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:43 pm

wet blanket here...it has to be fiction, because copper would have asked for ID and registration to put her with the vehicle and get correct address.

Post by **kensloft** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:46 pm

lady cop wrote: wet blanket here...it has to be fiction, because copper would have asked for ID and registration to put her with the vehicle and get correct address.
Thank you, officer.

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:51 pm

lady cop wrote: wet blanket here...it has to be fiction, because copper would have asked for ID and registration to put her with the vehicle and get correct address.

A couple of decades back there was a punk kid who bought a 650 Triumph put 6" extenions on the front end (illegal in PA), straight drag pipes on the exhast (illeagle in PA) no front fender( illeagle in PA) chopped the turn signals off ( illeagal in PA) then just to top it off painted it Rolling Rock Beer green with their pony bottle emplem on the gas tank.

trust lady cop they ask for ID :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:56 pm

i take it that was YOUR ride Jahamaa? :driving:

jahamaa · Post by **jahamaa** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:06 pm

:p lady cop wrote: i take it that was YOUR ride Jahamaa? :driving:

And don't be a smart a_s and offer to run down to the station to pick up a fresh ticket pad for them. Did you know they carry extras in the car?