New Holiday

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:15 pm

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other.

Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much. Sure, seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That’s right, there’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That’s it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March. It’s like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and bjs.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:23 pm

Okay...........:wah:

For me, every day is Valentines Day............................and March 14th.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:28 pm

That's got to be one lonely day for single men.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:38 pm

I got a 12 balloon bouquet today from a friend. I'm guessing I'll be practicing to make sure his day is just as great!:p

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:46 pm

Sheryl;776489 wrote: That's got to be one lonely day for single men.

you can be quiet now.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:48 pm

Every days March 14th in our house :wah::wah::wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:48 pm

flopstock;776492 wrote: I got a 12 balloon bouquet today from a friend. I'm guessing I'll be practicing to make sure his day is just as great!:p

i volunteer myself to be your guinea pig

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:53 pm

Wolverine;776495 wrote: you can be quiet now.

what?? I was just stating the truth!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:56 pm

Sheryl;776489 wrote: That's got to be one lonely day for single men.
Or a very busy day for the Steak & Hooker restaurant..

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:00 pm

:wah::wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:16 pm

Chezzie;776496 wrote: Every days March 14th in our house :wah::wah::wah:

:-3 What?? you guys eat steak every day!!

:D

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:23 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I was thinking the very same thing Betty Boop.

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Originally Posted by Chezzie

Every days March 14th in our house

What?? you guys eat steak every day!! __________________

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weeder · Post by **weeder** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:48 am

Ah,,, writing talent, and humor runs in the family. Again, very funny. So then, for many men... every day is VD day. Your idea would be something Hallmark might be interested in.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:19 am

weeder;776647 wrote: Ah,,, writing talent, and humor runs in the family. Again, very funny. So then, for many men... every day is VD day. Your idea would be something Hallmark might be interested in.

i don't know that i would want a VD every day, weeds.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:40 pm

Wolverine;776826 wrote: i don't know that i would want a VD every day, weeds.

VD day....does that occur in STD week?:o

I'll shut up now!:o