Funny things you said and wish you didn't

[polycarp]

Funny and somewhat awkward but neverless interesting.

[Peg]

I was at work when the company that sells the coolers came to do maintainence. Once the guy blew the dirt out of the compressor, I said, "That's what I was doing wrong. I needed to blow instead of suck." The bar got so quiet, you could have heard a pin drop. A guy chimes in with, "Sounds like YOU were the one doing it right." One of the rare times I actually turned red.