Prince Charles ... Heir to the Throne

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:28 am

Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost

certain to follow.

'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.

'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

He'd run by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!

He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his

jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince

Charles realized she'd bark her 150 offer and Camilla would wonder what

he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a

good explanation for his wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he

became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough,there was the

hooker.

He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled,

'See what you get for five pounds, ya tight bastard?!'

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:31 am

:wah: Always thought Diana was the better catch. Was prettier than the current one.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:32 am

:yh_giggle:yh_giggle

Delete it before Spot sees it :wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:33 am

:D:D:D:D:Dspot spot spot look what jj posted

Post by **spot** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:39 am

I scarcely need say anything, need I. That is just so sleazily slimily typically disgusting. JJ, how do you ignore the fact that you're discussing real people in that story?

Here, check through the gist of http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... c5ef2.html which I was reading this morning, consider the impact a thread would have if I started one making fun of Rufus Shaw. You're taking an unexceptionable man whose entire life has been dedicated to the public good and making a mockery of it. Shall I have a go at Rufus and Lynn? Are they more real? Less real? More worthy a target of low humour in bad taste? Or shall we find an acceptable level below which we agree not to drag everyone. Read it carefully before you make your mind up.

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:45 am

ThePheasant;802511 wrote: :yh_giggle:yh_giggle

Delete it before Spot sees it :wah:

why?

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:46 am

el guapo;802513 wrote:

:D:D:D:D:Dspot spot spot look what jj posted

yeah right jes!

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:53 am

you can click on any number of sites on the net ...

including one called jibjab ...

and there you can see the queen pole dancing .... at prince charles batchelor

party ..

so see the worry in my eyes!

Jj

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:03 am

spot;802523 wrote: I scarcely need say anything, need I. That is just so sleazily slimily typically disgusting. JJ, how do you ignore the fact that you're discussing real people in that story?

Here, check through the gist of http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent ... c5ef2.html which I was reading this morning, consider the impact a thread would have if I started one making fun of Rufus Shaw. You're taking an unexceptionable man whose entire life has been dedicated to the public good and making a mockery of it. Shall I have a go at Rufus and Lynn? Are they more real? Less real? More worthy a target of low humour in bad taste? Or shall we find an acceptable level below which we agree not to drag everyone. Read it carefully before you make your mind up.

i have checked out the link mister spot ... the revelance of which has momentarily

escaped me ... rufus shaw?

the man and the name are foreign to me ...

should i know him?

Or shall we find an acceptable level below which we agree not to drag everyone

for my part i shall prefer to abide by the above rule ...

i apologise if my joke about the heir to the throne has offended you ...

please feel free to delete it if you so wish!

Jj

Post by **spot** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:08 am

jones jones;802558 wrote: i apologise if my joke about the heir to the throne has offended you ... The very notion of attempting a joke about any real person, living or dead, nauseates me and demeans the person telling it.

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:12 am

spot;802569 wrote: The very notion of attempting a joke about any real person, living or dead, nauseates me and demeans the person telling it.

see my previous post ...

Post by **spot** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:15 am

jones jones;802576 wrote: see my previous post ...

I hadn't quite finished venting my spleen at that point.

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:19 am

spot;802583 wrote: I hadn't quite finished venting my spleen at that point.

oh ... in that case ...

please do go on and on ...

jJ

Post by **spot** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:27 am

Either I'm right or I'm demented. I know which I think's true.

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:41 am

spot;802598 wrote: Either I'm right or I'm demented. I know which I think's true.

well ... that wasn't so bad ...

i thought i would be so covered in vented spleen that i wouldn't be able to see or

feel or or ... see my pc ... or or ...

oh i forget ...

jj

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:00 pm

jones jones;802502 wrote: Prince Charles decided to take up jogging.

Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost

certain to follow.

'One hundred and fifty pounds!' she'd shout from the curb.

'No! Five pounds!' He would fire back, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

He'd run by and she'd yell, 'One hundred and Fifty pounds!

He'd yell back, 'Five pounds!'

One day, Camilla decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his

jog.

As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Prince

Charles realized she'd bark her 150 offer and Camilla would wonder what

he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a

good explanation for his wife.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he

became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough,there was the

hooker.

He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled,

'See what you get for five pounds, ya tight bastard?!'

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i apologise if my joke about the heir to the throne has offended you ...

Joke away just so long as you don't mind jokes about George Bush and refrain from accusing the jester from being anti american.

posted by spot

The very notion of attempting a joke about any real person, living or dead, nauseates me and demeans the person telling it.

I take it satire doesn't amuse one then.