2008 Tax Code
The only thing that the British government has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off
and 1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10' - 12' Luxury Tax £300.00
8' - 10' Pole Tax &nbs p; £250.00
5' - 8' Privilege Tax £150.00
3' - 5' Nuisance Tax £30.00
Males exceeding 12' must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3' is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
2008 British Income Tax Code
2008 British Income Tax Code
ROTFLMAO - Now if they will adopt this in the US, we could all be really happy:wah:
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Kathy Ellen
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2008 British Income Tax Code
Funny girl...
how ya been...feel like I haven't spoken to you in a looooong time. Hope you're great:-4
how ya been...feel like I haven't spoken to you in a looooong time. Hope you're great:-4
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Musiclover89
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson