Drinks on the House

[jones jones]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.

“You know, said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a wee bar called McManus’. The landlord there really knows how to look after the regulars. After you’ve bought 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.

“Reminds me of my old local, the Black Horse, said the Englishman, “the guvnor there always gave me my third drink free.

“That’s nothing, said the Irishman. “Back home in Dublin there’s O’Malley’s Bar. As soon as you get through the door they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you’ve had plenty of drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.

“Fantastic, said the Englishman, “and this actually happen to you?

“Not me, personally, no, said the Irishman “but it did happen to my sister!