A New Developement ...

[jones jones]

Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of

a development that is currently being built near your home and what are

the advantages of this new development."

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the girls stay behind for five minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Johns crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, Get up and leave the class room"

Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day … Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment?

Go Ahead Anita"

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy

doesn't have to walk so far to buy bread and milk."

Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Charles!"

Charles: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My Daddy

is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home"

Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Charles!"

At this point Johnny 's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:"Oh

heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near

your home."

Johnny : "Near my home, they are building a brothel"

As all the young ladies got up and proceeded to leave,

Johnny says: "Hey relax you little tarts, it hasn't opened yet!"