A Bottle Of Merlot

Post by **jones jones** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:40 am

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche 911 Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over $20 million in my bank account and portfolio.

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:44 am

I got this in an email the other day.:wah:

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:05 pm

Oh, I love it JJ....this one is a keeper:p

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:25 pm

Kathy Ellen;883307 wrote: Oh, I love it JJ....this one is a keeper:p

Kathy, you should try to find a bottle of merlot from Chile from the Concha Y Tora vineyards. They have several. I wrote them and they told me they age part of it in stainless and part in oak then blend it for the best taste. They have won several awards here.

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:40 pm

Okie;883374 wrote: Kathy, you should try to find a bottle of merlot from Chile from the Concha Y Tora vineyards. They have several. I wrote them and they told me they age part of it in stainless and part in oak then blend it for the best taste. They have won several awards here.

Hello Luv:-4 How are you???well I hope...I will look into that wine this weekend.. Okie...pm me soon and let me know how all goes with you....didn't know you're into wine:-6