Downsizing

[jones jones]

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.

He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the

next Monday. "Downsizing."

He's really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and it

doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to

figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill

standing at the water cooler. He says to himself, "Okay it's going to be

one of them."

He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does.

Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He's

in a quandary. It's Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have to

think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and

Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.

"Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything

okay?"

He looks at her and says "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. I

can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off."

She looks at him and says "Jeez I'm sorry I have to catch a bus ... you gonna have to jack off.

[Imladris]

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