Once Upon a Time ...

[jones jones]

Once upon a time

In a land far away

A beautiful independent

Self-assured princess

Happened upon a frog as she sat

Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond

In a verdant meadow near her castle

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap

And said: “elegant lady

I was once a handsome prince

Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me

One kiss from you however

And I will turn back

Into the dapper young prince that I am

And then sweet we can marry

And set up home in your castle

With my mother

Where you can prepare my meals

Wash my clothes bear my children

And forever be happy doing so

So that night

As the princess dined

On lightly sautéed frog legs

In a white wine and onion cream sauce

She chuckled and thought to herself

“I don’t f –ckin think so!"

[shelbell]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[Hope6]

Good for her!

[Trunk Monkey]

Good one! :yh_rotfl