Lard
Lard
what a strange word.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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I think that it is not that hard
To write a poem denouncing lard
It's gonna get your tummy achin
If you eat much - (forget the bacon)
Shortening's bad - and you will rue it
If you eat dumplings made from suet
Lard is a narsty word to utter
My adipose-clad heart's a-flutter
But is is really worse than butter?
To write a poem denouncing lard
It's gonna get your tummy achin
If you eat much - (forget the bacon)
Shortening's bad - and you will rue it
If you eat dumplings made from suet
Lard is a narsty word to utter
My adipose-clad heart's a-flutter
But is is really worse than butter?
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Lard
Oh bravo Pam, that's neat.
(and no, it's rather less physically harmful than butter though both are worse than vegetable spread, apparently. Unless any of them have been dehydrogenated in which case they're in a league of their own)
(and no, it's rather less physically harmful than butter though both are worse than vegetable spread, apparently. Unless any of them have been dehydrogenated in which case they're in a league of their own)
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Sheryl;925017 wrote: what a strange word.
Sheryl some say Lard Arse for a big bum:D
Great poem Pam...
Sheryl some say Lard Arse for a big bum:D
Great poem Pam...
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AussiePam;925056 wrote: I think that it is not that hard
To write a poem denouncing lard
It's gonna get your tummy achin
If you eat much - (forget the bacon)
Shortening's bad - and you will rue it
If you eat dumplings made from suet
Lard is a narsty word to utter
My adipose-clad heart's a-flutter
But is is really worse than butter?Sure do....love me dumplings:D
To write a poem denouncing lard
It's gonna get your tummy achin
If you eat much - (forget the bacon)
Shortening's bad - and you will rue it
If you eat dumplings made from suet
Lard is a narsty word to utter
My adipose-clad heart's a-flutter
But is is really worse than butter?Sure do....love me dumplings:D
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Lard
Steak and kidney suet pudd!!
SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boiling bacon (pickled pork), black peppercorns, carrots, bayleaves, garlic, onion and suet dumplings
MEGA SWOOOONISSSSSIMOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:sneaky:
Should one refrigerate lard?????
SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boiling bacon (pickled pork), black peppercorns, carrots, bayleaves, garlic, onion and suet dumplings
MEGA SWOOOONISSSSSIMOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:sneaky:
Should one refrigerate lard?????
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Lard
:rolleyes:AussiePam;925180 wrote: Steak and kidney suet pudd!!
SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boiling bacon (pickled pork), black peppercorns, carrots, bayleaves, garlic, onion and suet dumplings
MEGA SWOOOONISSSSSIMOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:sneaky:
Should one refrigerate lard?????I dunno........abit of dumpling and yer anybody's:rolleyes:
SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boiling bacon (pickled pork), black peppercorns, carrots, bayleaves, garlic, onion and suet dumplings
MEGA SWOOOONISSSSSIMOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:sneaky:
Should one refrigerate lard?????I dunno........abit of dumpling and yer anybody's:rolleyes:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Lard
Yeah welll... anybody's as long as they have yachts, goldcards, class, good taste, are real males who don't shave their whatsits, and treat you like the goddess you are....
:sneaky:
:sneaky:
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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AussiePam;925183 wrote: Yeah welll... anybody's as long as they have yachts, goldcards, class, good taste, are real males who don't shave their whatsits, and treat you like the goddess you are....
:sneaky:Totally agree...........and not the type I normally get....poor...bald......toothless and a standin for a Garden Knome:(
:sneaky:Totally agree...........and not the type I normally get....poor...bald......toothless and a standin for a Garden Knome:(
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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I rather like Garden Gnomes... in their place, of course... Heck in a Garden. This is a garden... sigh....
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Lard
Two guys were friends...
One guy asked his buddy "why is it that your willy seems to be getting bigger?"
He replied " I rub it with oil"
So the other guy went home to give it a try...
About a month later he saw his friend again and complained "I've been rubbing my willy with oil 4 times a day and so far nothing has happened"
The other guy asked "well what kind of oil are you using?"
The friend said " well I've been using lard"
The guy replied" well no wonder that's not working... you've been using shortning
One guy asked his buddy "why is it that your willy seems to be getting bigger?"
He replied " I rub it with oil"
So the other guy went home to give it a try...
About a month later he saw his friend again and complained "I've been rubbing my willy with oil 4 times a day and so far nothing has happened"
The other guy asked "well what kind of oil are you using?"
The friend said " well I've been using lard"
The guy replied" well no wonder that's not working... you've been using shortning
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Chezzie;925203 wrote: Two guys were friends...
One guy asked his buddy "why is it that your willy seems to be getting bigger?"
He replied " I rub it with oil"
So the other guy went home to give it a try...
About a month later he saw his friend again and complained "I've been rubbing my willy with oil 4 times a day and so far nothing has happened"
The other guy asked "well what kind of oil are you using?"
The friend said " well I've been using lard"
The guy replied" well no wonder that's not working... you've been using shortning :DSooooo thats what his been doing wrong:-3
One guy asked his buddy "why is it that your willy seems to be getting bigger?"
He replied " I rub it with oil"
So the other guy went home to give it a try...
About a month later he saw his friend again and complained "I've been rubbing my willy with oil 4 times a day and so far nothing has happened"
The other guy asked "well what kind of oil are you using?"
The friend said " well I've been using lard"
The guy replied" well no wonder that's not working... you've been using shortning :DSooooo thats what his been doing wrong:-3
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Lard
AussiePam;925196 wrote: I rather like Garden Gnomes... in their place, of course... Heck in a Garden. This is a garden... sigh.... :DOh gawd.....I better shut up:driving:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Lard
AussiePam;925213 wrote: According to Spot - butter is better.
What forwhat we talking about now...........ang on what thread am I on.....better go and ave a lay down:driving:
What forwhat we talking about now...........ang on what thread am I on.....better go and ave a lay down:driving:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
Lard
spot wrote: (and no, it's rather less physically harmful than butter though both are worse than vegetable spread, apparently. Unless any of them have been dehydrogenated in which case they're in a league of their own)AussiePam;925213 wrote: According to Spot - butter is better.Here Pam, take this stick. No, stop, not that end!
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
Lard
I bought some lard the last time I went grocery shopping. Canola and corn oil prices are outrageous. However I need a drippings jar.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Lard
aren't tortillas made with lard?? I LOOOOOOOOOOVE homemade tortillas! :yh_drool
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Good cake frosting is made with lard too...
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Lard
grecianurn;925596 wrote: So's good pastry - 1/2 lard, 1/2 butter
Do you know how to make lardy cake? Tesco used to sell it but no longer do. It was lovely :-6
Do you know how to make lardy cake? Tesco used to sell it but no longer do. It was lovely :-6
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grecianurn;925667 wrote: Lardy Cake
Ingredients
15 Gram Yeast fresh (1 1/2 tsp dried + pinch of sugar) (1/2 oz)
300 ml Water, warmed (1/2 pint)
450 Gram Strong white flour (1 lb)
1 Teaspoon Salt
75 Gram Lard, diced (3 oz)
75 Gram Butter, diced (3 oz)
175 Gram Mixed sultanas and currants (6 oz)
50 Gram Chopped mixed peel (2 oz)
50 Gram Sugar (2 oz)
Method
Makes 12 slices
Preheat oven to 220 °C / 425 °F / Gas 7. Grease a 20 x 25 cm (8 x 10 inch) roasting tin. Blend the fresh yeast with the warm water. If using dried yeast, sprinkle it into the warm water with the pinch of sugar and leave for 15 minutes until frothy.
Put the flour and salt in a bowl and rub in 15g ( 1/2 oz) of the lard. Make a well in the centre and pour in the yeast liquid. Beat together to make a dough that leaves the sides of the bowl clean, adding more water if necessary. Turn on to a lightly floured surface and knead well for about 10 minutes, until smooth and elastic. Place in a clean bowl. Cover with a clean tea-towel and leave in a warm place for about 1 hour, until doubled in size.
Turn the dough on to a floured surface and roll out to a rectangle about 0.5 cm ( 1/4 inch) thick. Dot one-third of the remaining lard and butter over the surface of the dough. Sprinkle over one-third of the fruit, peel and sugar. Fold the dough in three, folding the bottom third up and the top third down. Give a quarter turn, then repeat the process twice more.
Roll the dough out to fit the prepared tin. Put in the tin, cover and leave in a warm place for 30 minutes, until puffy. Score the top with a criss-cross pattern with a knife, then bake for about 30 minutes, or until well risen and golden brown. Turn out and serve immediately or leave to cool on a wire rack. Serve plain or with butter.
Thank you :-6 But you sort of missed the implication in my question...like, if you happen to be in Cornwall at some point, would you mind making me a lardy cake, please?
Ingredients
15 Gram Yeast fresh (1 1/2 tsp dried + pinch of sugar) (1/2 oz)
300 ml Water, warmed (1/2 pint)
450 Gram Strong white flour (1 lb)
1 Teaspoon Salt
75 Gram Lard, diced (3 oz)
75 Gram Butter, diced (3 oz)
175 Gram Mixed sultanas and currants (6 oz)
50 Gram Chopped mixed peel (2 oz)
50 Gram Sugar (2 oz)
Method
Makes 12 slices
Preheat oven to 220 °C / 425 °F / Gas 7. Grease a 20 x 25 cm (8 x 10 inch) roasting tin. Blend the fresh yeast with the warm water. If using dried yeast, sprinkle it into the warm water with the pinch of sugar and leave for 15 minutes until frothy.
Put the flour and salt in a bowl and rub in 15g ( 1/2 oz) of the lard. Make a well in the centre and pour in the yeast liquid. Beat together to make a dough that leaves the sides of the bowl clean, adding more water if necessary. Turn on to a lightly floured surface and knead well for about 10 minutes, until smooth and elastic. Place in a clean bowl. Cover with a clean tea-towel and leave in a warm place for about 1 hour, until doubled in size.
Turn the dough on to a floured surface and roll out to a rectangle about 0.5 cm ( 1/4 inch) thick. Dot one-third of the remaining lard and butter over the surface of the dough. Sprinkle over one-third of the fruit, peel and sugar. Fold the dough in three, folding the bottom third up and the top third down. Give a quarter turn, then repeat the process twice more.
Roll the dough out to fit the prepared tin. Put in the tin, cover and leave in a warm place for 30 minutes, until puffy. Score the top with a criss-cross pattern with a knife, then bake for about 30 minutes, or until well risen and golden brown. Turn out and serve immediately or leave to cool on a wire rack. Serve plain or with butter.
Thank you :-6 But you sort of missed the implication in my question...like, if you happen to be in Cornwall at some point, would you mind making me a lardy cake, please?
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
Lard
I think Spot just threw a stick at me...
Here ya go!!!!
Avoir du chien in French of course means I'm a babe!! Thank you... WOOF !!!
Here ya go!!!!
Avoir du chien in French of course means I'm a babe!! Thank you... WOOF !!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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sunny104;926972 wrote: do you refrigerate lard? :p
Treat it like BUTTER:D
Treat it like BUTTER:D
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Potatoes fried in lard is sounding so good right now..
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Sheryl;927074 wrote: Potatoes fried in lard is sounding so good right now..
It depends what you're eating them with. Beef dripping's perfect for frying them if you're serving beef.
It depends what you're eating them with. Beef dripping's perfect for frying them if you're serving beef.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious.
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.