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jones jones
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Post by jones jones »

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We

need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length.'
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by Galbally »

Watch it sunshine, or you'll be laughing with no teeth. ;)
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And no goolies!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"

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Post by Sheryl »

:wah::wah::wah:
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Post by Chezzie »

heh heh:D
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