Meet Albert

kc1karla · Post by **kc1karla** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:26 pm

My girlfriend in Florida has a frequent guest in her yard. She has named him Albert, and he comes out of the pond to sun himself quite frequently. To date......no one has been able to capture and relocate him!!

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:31 pm

over a certain length they are deemed nuisance gators and animal control will relocate them.they WILL eat small dogs, and attack people if they are fed or during mating season.... he'd make some nice shoes and a bag

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 12:32 pm

kc1karla wrote: My girlfriend in Florida has a frequent guest in her yard. She has named him Albert, and he comes out of the pond to sun himself quite frequently. To date......no one has been able to capture and relocate him!!
Mmm..:yh_think wonder why :rolleyes:

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:48 am

Makes my mouse problem seem rather trivial. How does she know it is Albert rather than Alberta?

Post by **kensloft** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:18 pm

I think it's the number of bumps along the back?

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:46 pm

I cannot say what my guys would do to that lizard.

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:42 pm

petal wrote: no way and we think in scotland having spiders, bees, wasps etc are bad woh! i just could not cope with that being anywhere near me that would freak me out big time, how do you people cope?

petal

:-6

That's why we keep asking Bothwell? If he is not smart enough to tell me about wheteher or not he is smart enough to know a small hedgehog and a bigger hedgehog, then... .

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:49 pm

I love all animals too much to kill them because they can kill humans. We are in his turf, not the other way around. I wonder if any part of Florida will not be paved in 50 years? Albert has a place in the Florida ecosystem and it should be respected. Even if he bit my legs off I wouldn't want him killed. He is a big fella though huh!

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:57 pm

David813 wrote: I love all animals too much to kill them because they can kill humans. We are in his turf, not the other way around. I wonder if any part of Florida will not be paved in 50 years? Albert has a place in the Florida ecosystem and it should be respected. Even if he bit my legs off I wouldn't want him killed. He is a big fella though huh!
In his turf? Our turf? If they have that much oil. I'm going to have some very substantial questions for the Bush family?

David813 · Post by **David813** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:01 pm

If you're visiting the Bush Family be sure to take Albert along, I bet he LOVES pork.