Stop . Hammer time

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:29 pm

Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil

AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then that Officer S. Hughes and a colleague were treated to the sight of a prone Ronald Miller, 56, engaging in a remarkably lewd act on his living room sofa. For the dirty details, you'll have to read the below Fort Wayne Police Department report, which notes that Miller is apparently handy with a claw hammer and some motor oil. Miller, pictured in the mug shot at right, was arrested on a felony indecency charge. A neighbor told cops that Miller was "not right" and parades around naked "24/24." (3 pages)

E-mail story to a friend.

Buzz up!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... mmer1.html

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:44 pm

Clawhammer?!

Where is the cesspool these people come slogging out of?? :wah: :yh_sick

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:51 pm

RedGlitter;946017 wrote: Clawhammer?!

Where is the cesspool these people come slogging out of?? :wah: :yh_sick

The mind boggles :yh_eyebro

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:29 am

Guess he got nailed.:wah:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:30 am

Or was he just trying to get hammered?:p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:06 am

Motor oil ?

Rookie.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:28 am

jimbo;946230 wrote: are you saying he was banging one out :-3:-3

I'm not sure. I hear he was a pretty slippery character though.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:53 am

That guy goes at seks like a well oiled machine.