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jimbo;946309 wrote: my song 
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Nice one jimbo :wah:
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Nice one jimbo :wah:
Very nearly perfect ... 
jimbo's saturday smile
The Cremated Husband!
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him¦.
'Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!'
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
'Bob, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said,
“Bob, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!'
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'Bob, remember that blow job I promised you?'
'Here it comes.'
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him¦.
'Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!'
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
'Bob, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said,
“Bob, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!'
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, 'Bob, remember that blow job I promised you?'
'Here it comes.'
A witch will get a better grip on the broom if she is without panties!
jimbo's saturday smile
One Armed man!
A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly
depressed and decided to commit suicide. He got into an elevator and went
to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,
whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man
didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I
still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He
told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms
and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with
one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.
The one armed man asked, 'why are you so happy anyway?'
He said, 'I'm NOT happy .... my ass itches.
A man had lost one of his arms in an accident. One day he felt terribly
depressed and decided to commit suicide. He got into an elevator and went
to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,
whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man
didn't have any arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I
still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down to the street and caught up to the man with no arms. He
told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms
and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with
one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.
The one armed man asked, 'why are you so happy anyway?'
He said, 'I'm NOT happy .... my ass itches.
A witch will get a better grip on the broom if she is without panties!
jimbo's saturday smile
jimbo;946364 wrote: :wah::wah::wah: great one fisher nice to see you back
Thanks jimbo it's nice to be back.
Thanks jimbo it's nice to be back.
A witch will get a better grip on the broom if she is without panties!
jimbo's saturday smile
These are great fisher!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
jimbo's saturday smile
Jimbo, I don't know where you find all these things, but they are so hilarious!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl