Job placement

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Job Placement made easy





I am thankful I have lived long enough to retire as I would not relish filling out a job application for employment today. However, the following method might have been used to determine where new employees should be placed.

Proper Job Placement...

1. Put 400 bricks in a room.

2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in

Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in

Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information

Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are

looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been

moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a

way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in

Congress.

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Loved #m..................:wah:

[CARLA]

Excellent.. :wah::wah:

[Clint]

If they are just talking about what a great idea the bricks are they are a consultant. Send them home and hire them back later for four times what you pay everyone else.

[CARLA]

Boy isn't that the truth. :wah:

[QUOTE]If they are just talking about what a great idea the bricks are they are a consultant. Send them home and hire them back later for four times what you pay everyone else.[/QUOTE]

[Kathy Ellen]

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Hysterical thread Hoppy...thanks

[jessicaabruno]

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